Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: My cousin's getting married in Hawaii. So in addition to buying her an expense wedding gift, I now have to pay for an expensive flight and hotel. Goat: So what are you gonna do? Rat: I'm sending my invitation back to her with 'deceased' written on the envelope. Rat: It's a bog money-saver.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Don’t worry, Rat, I’m sure they’ll be happy just getting a lei.
wiselad over 9 years ago
a letter back to them saying Rat is deceased? double celebration!!!!!!!!!!!
PICTO over 9 years ago
I wonder if that would work with the tax guys…
oldschool434 over 9 years ago
finally Rat has a usable idea!
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
I would send the RSVP with a big drawing of a knot on it and let them figure it out.
eddie6192 over 9 years ago
Rat’s part weasel.
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
They had a bet, he would lie, and back out…Cheap s o b
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
They had a bet, he would lie, and back out…Cheap s o b
e.groves over 9 years ago
My cat eats tuna and turkey.
dutchs over 9 years ago
Call Samuel L. Jackson: Rats on a Plane.
luvdafuneez over 9 years ago
Ooooo, tell that to my neighbor’s cat. It devoured a couple of rats in my back yard last month!
Mikel V over 9 years ago
I got to give this one to Rat. I really hate when they plan a wedding in far locations, just because it is “lovely”, such as Hawaii, the Caribbean, a Cruise or the so and then expecting a very expensive wedding gift!!
Number Three over 9 years ago
Lovely.
xxx
lmonteros over 9 years ago
??? My cats sure as heck do. Sometimes they just bring the rat to me (for me to eat, I guess) and usually they don’t eat the whole thing, but yes, cats do eat rats.
gaslightguy over 9 years ago
I may use that out some day. At 70, it’s easily believable.
lmonteros over 9 years ago
That must have been some big cat! My cats also like lizards, but it can be dangerous for them when they eat lizards because it’s hard to digest the scales. Oh, and birds, of course. They catch and eat birds.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
I like Rat’s solution. Of course, he’ll have to remember to stay “dead” to them, or come up with a good resurrection tale….
RH3 over 9 years ago
Great! Reading the comics has solved the Christmas Presents problem.
claire de la lune. over 9 years ago
Ha!