“A maelstrom of ambivalence.” Your best line yet.
Isn’t Ikea stuff supposed to need just an Allen wrench?
Really makes you wonder what the opposition did to alienate the voters so badly. No? Good luck in 2020.
Safe sex? Although it doesn’t look all that safe to me.
I’ve been hit by quarter-sized hail. It HURTS.
Has anyone stopped to think that Botox is short for BOTULINUS TOXIN? But that’s okay, gotta keep that GMO food out of my diet.
Wants to hire the guy as a troll.
Sharm al Sheikh at the tip of the Sinai Peninsula is a major SCUBA area.
As Dave Barry observed, the Constitution gives you the right to a trial by 12 people too dumb to get out of jury duty.
When Captain Cook sailed on his final voyage, it was during the Revolution. He carried a letter of safe conduct from Benjamin Franklin, who was not about to let a mere war interfere with good science.
Since we just had a total eclipse, in 1780 the British allowed a Harvard expedition to observe a total eclipse from Penobscot Bay, Maine. Unfortunately, they’d miscalculated the path and were just a hair outside the totality track. Had they calculated correctly, they could have observed from American-controlled waters.