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  1. 1 day ago on Two Party Opera

    “A maelstrom of ambivalence.” Your best line yet.

  2. 2 days ago on Bloom County 2017

    Isn’t Ikea stuff supposed to need just an Allen wrench?

  3. 5 days ago on Lil' Donnie

    Really makes you wonder what the opposition did to alienate the voters so badly. No? Good luck in 2020.

  4. 5 days ago on Lay Lines

    Safe sex? Although it doesn’t look all that safe to me.

  5. 5 days ago on Bloom County 2017

    I’ve been hit by quarter-sized hail. It HURTS.

  6. 5 days ago on Shoe

    Has anyone stopped to think that Botox is short for BOTULINUS TOXIN? But that’s okay, gotta keep that GMO food out of my diet.

  7. 5 days ago on Tank McNamara

    Wants to hire the guy as a troll.

  8. 6 days ago on Pickles

    Sharm al Sheikh at the tip of the Sinai Peninsula is a major SCUBA area.

  9. 6 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    As Dave Barry observed, the Constitution gives you the right to a trial by 12 people too dumb to get out of jury duty.

  10. 7 days ago on Two Party Opera

    When Captain Cook sailed on his final voyage, it was during the Revolution. He carried a letter of safe conduct from Benjamin Franklin, who was not about to let a mere war interfere with good science.

    Since we just had a total eclipse, in 1780 the British allowed a Harvard expedition to observe a total eclipse from Penobscot Bay, Maine. Unfortunately, they’d miscalculated the path and were just a hair outside the totality track. Had they calculated correctly, they could have observed from American-controlled waters.