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Haw. Don’t bother. All they do is tell you to restart him or blame it on an organ donor.
Monolithic head version – Easter Island
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If he’s calling “Microsquish”, he will soon be in deep doodoo…to continue and call me back for another hit to your credit card!
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Toonerific over 9 years ago
If you’re the monster and you’ve just killed your scientist, press 5.
AHeelsFan over 9 years ago
If you want regular people talk press 2For mad scientist lingo press 3
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Haw. Don’t bother. All they do is tell you to restart him or blame it on an organ donor.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 9 years ago
Monolithic head version – Easter Island
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
Thank you for calling…May I put you on hold…click
PoodleGroomer over 9 years ago
Your estimated wait time is 90 minutes. We suggest you review the comprehensive startup directions, troubleshooting pages, and FAQ at our web site www.galvanism.com/FAQ.
griffthegreat over 9 years ago
And hope it’s someone who speaks English
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
If he’s calling “Microsquish”, he will soon be in deep doodoo…to continue and call me back for another hit to your credit card!
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
All you have to do is reboot. Thank you for calling. We would be grateful if you took this short survey. It’ll take only two hours to complete it.