Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 14, 2014
Transcript:
Boopsie: B.D. I don't look anything like these women! Look how long this girl's legs are! B.D.: She's in heels, Boopsie. It's just an optical illusion. Boopsie: I dunno, B.D.,... what if my family finds out? B.D.: Not a chance! Look, Boopsie, I know how these photographer guys work... after they finish with the orange lighting and the rubber bands and the air brushing and the ice cubes, your own mother won't recognize you! Mike: Ice cubes? Boopsie: Really? Are you sure? B.D.: Hell, yes! They even give you a new name if you want!
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
You can enter the Playboy Bunny protection program.
thirdguy over 9 years ago
Mike hadn’t seen “Showgirls” yet. Possibly because it didn’t come out until 1995.
jackhs over 9 years ago
BD knows a lot ’cause he reads the articles.
Already Fuzzy over 9 years ago
Pleased to meet you Sandee, I’m Charley Meadows, LOL
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m Butterscotch Countrywood – hey, this really works!
roctor over 9 years ago
Hercules First?
Weakstream over 9 years ago
Rocky Road .
chizzel over 9 years ago
Duffy Allison for me
pksampso over 9 years ago
Nicodemus Gorham — OK, this is fun…
luvcmx over 9 years ago
Tippy Fourth
wm.j.schmidt over 9 years ago
Snowball Twenty-fourth really doesn’t work well.
chris_o42 over 9 years ago
Yay! I get to be Tawney Hansel.
griffon8 over 9 years ago
My sister and I would both have: Charlie Lincoln.
JHAppel over 9 years ago
Wynkin Ria
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
Chris Booth. Might work, at least as my secret identity. Mild mannered reporter by day, Studly male pole dancer at night. Plus, I can’t make “county road 14001” work at all…..
Lee Taplinger over 9 years ago
Rubber bands? Can’t figure that one out.
jploch5408 over 9 years ago
Sounds like B.D. is doing some pimpin’.
chasches over 9 years ago
Sabre Sooke
Christopher Shea over 9 years ago
Of course, all the tricks BD mentioned became much less necessary with the advent of Photoshop. Also, Jacob Anstice is a lousy porn star name.
nosirrom over 9 years ago
Jingles Cherry, hmm might work.
nosirrom over 9 years ago
Ice cubes? Yeah they bring out your personality.
Ina Tizzy over 9 years ago
Ginger Tausend. They may not have had Photoshop in 1979, but I’m pretty sure they could airbrush away certain flaws.
DavStevens over 9 years ago
Koko Lynwood. Sounds like a woman. Maybe a tranny?
azktryg over 9 years ago
Myles Malvern? At least it’s alliterative.
erik.vanthienen over 9 years ago
“Tom Paal”, which in Dutch means “Tom Pole”.
DeeBeeS over 9 years ago
Rosie Keeneland would work for me, ‘cept I’m a guy.
barefootanarchist over 9 years ago
Peanuts County Rd 78
DeeBeeS over 9 years ago
Forgot to ask:
Why “rubber bands” in photo shoots? What are they used for?
Habogee over 9 years ago
Rex Mentone works well.
mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago
Boots Kenneth? Doesn’t exactly strike lust in the heart.
briecke over 9 years ago
::snicker::Duke Ashwood
Bucinka over 9 years ago
Come on Mike, you know what the ice cubes are for….
“Andy Cleveland”
nathanbtlr over 9 years ago
Boots Noe
charliesommers over 9 years ago
Well, I’m Brownie Hutson and I know the ice cubes help with that perky look.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Bobo Battle. I dunno, might work in some context.
And ……….. rubber bands?
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 9 years ago
Rubber bands?
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
Cleo Queen here! Not bad. Thanks for starting the fun game, dukedoug.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Duke Ashwood and Tawney Hansel get my vote.
wndrwrthg over 9 years ago
Penny Foxen Canyon rd.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 9 years ago
Sweetheart Springs
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Freckles Meadowlark.
barister over 9 years ago
I’d like to see BD sell that crap to the eyons of women who lost opportunities and suffered humiliation because they were taken down or bribed by the puto who snapped their “wink” photo ops. Just say no Boopster.
barister over 9 years ago
Oh yeah, Champ One Hundred. How bout that!!!
Fibbermcgee Premium Member over 9 years ago
If I was not a guy, Cookie Amaryllis.
Sue G over 9 years ago
Cuddles Abbott
Lethea over 9 years ago
Ginger Granada
Lethea over 9 years ago
It works for my second and third pets too:Samantha Cavacade and Sheba Idlewild.
summerdog86 over 9 years ago
OK, I get the ice cube reference, but someone in the know please answer the rubber band one!
CougarAllen over 9 years ago
I’m Fluffy Central? I think I’ll try a different way of generating a name….
The rubber bands are to harden up the nipples. Ice cubes can be used instead.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Prince Clarkson
DoctorDan Premium Member over 9 years ago
Roddy Albany, another good porno stage name.
SDSillyCyclist over 9 years ago
BonBon Empire – too bad I’m a guy, but that works for a female stripper name…
Oceanic over 9 years ago
Frisky Blossom! Ha! I win!
SeptemberBride over 9 years ago
Fluffy Grand!~ Thanks DukeDog…Did you make that up?
tomielm over 9 years ago
Frisky Looney! What a combo.
NWdryad over 9 years ago
Um, the ice cubes I understand. The rubber bands I don’t understand, and the idea slightly creeps me out.
NWdryad over 9 years ago
Suzy Toussau
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
Peppy Sicamous.
pbarnrob over 9 years ago
Lesse.. ice cubes stimulate the “weather report” reaction, rubber bands gather extraneous flab here and there, out of sight.First pet is long forgotten, as a Marine brat, too many streets (and I’m only twelve, so not grown-up yet. Body’s 69, but I’m TWELVE, so there! Some mornings easier than others..)
JLG Premium Member over 9 years ago
Umm…I’m “Duffy Vosburg.”