Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 31, 2014
July 30, 2014
August 01, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, Goat. Have a beer with me. Goat: Pregnant women can't drink alcohol... All the research shows it. Rat: But I'm a pregnant guy! There's no research at all! Baby made a beer belch.
Goat is usually more astute. Virtually no research shows that pregnant women can’t drink. All research shows pregnant women shouldn’t drink a lot. There’s a big difference, and a lot of over-reaction, as is the case pretty much any time the media gets hold of research.
Okay, so now it is settled; Rat is a guy (as most of us have thought all along—I don’t know of anyone suggesting Rat was female prior to this arc). So, either he is not really pregnant (instead, bloated; beery; gassy—whatever), or this is some pseudo-scientific wonder conjured up in Cartoon-Boy’s sick fantasies, perhaps beer-inspired….
Remember this person? Their name s Thomas Beatie. Their name was Tracy Lehuanani LaGondino, a one time Miss Teen Hawaii pagent finalist. In 2002 she got a sex change but retained the plumbing to be able to get pregnant and give birth (yeah, I know, the obvious result of pregnancy is giving birth, unless there’s an abortion or miscarriage). In 2007 they made headlines as the “Pregnant Man.”
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Why am I (along with Goat) not surprised?
KZ71 over 9 years ago
…this is gonna be painful.
KZ71 over 9 years ago
My bet: the guy’s just got a beer gut.
Ida No over 9 years ago
Maybe Rat’s just got a very drunk tapeworm.
Bilan over 9 years ago
No research at all? Does that mean that if they didn’t research the link between tobacco and lung cancer, nobody would be dying from cigarettes?
naturally_easy over 9 years ago
Didn’t I see him on Oprah?
wiselad over 9 years ago
found Pastis’ inspiration
news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/guy-s-wife-didn-t-pose-for-maternity-photos—so-he-posed-for—manternity—photos-163313058.html
AlnicoV over 9 years ago
The odds just went up that it’s actually gas.
SHW over 9 years ago
I still miss Cubby the fly.
dadoctah over 9 years ago
For three days now, I’ve been thinking Rat’s got himself a massive burrito baby. One blast of gas and this story arc is over.
jeffiekins over 9 years ago
Goat is usually more astute. Virtually no research shows that pregnant women can’t drink. All research shows pregnant women shouldn’t drink a lot. There’s a big difference, and a lot of over-reaction, as is the case pretty much any time the media gets hold of research.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Okay, so now it is settled; Rat is a guy (as most of us have thought all along—I don’t know of anyone suggesting Rat was female prior to this arc). So, either he is not really pregnant (instead, bloated; beery; gassy—whatever), or this is some pseudo-scientific wonder conjured up in Cartoon-Boy’s sick fantasies, perhaps beer-inspired….
JB10000Lakes over 9 years ago
According to my M-i-L, when she was growing up in Nottingham (UK), the doctors actually prescribed (suggested) pregnant women drink Guinness.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/3266819.stm
Cheapskate0 over 9 years ago
WHERE’S LIBBY WHEN YOU NEED HER?
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Way to go Rat, you’re already having your unborn child, become an alcoholic
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
it’s not going to be a pretty picture, stay clear!
vwdualnomand over 9 years ago
why do pregnant women shouldn’t eat soft cheeses, shellfish, and peanuts?
singlefemalelaywer over 9 years ago
Oh, Stephan…………………….why?
Strod over 9 years ago
And let’s not forget
kzturtlegirl over 9 years ago
This is so wrong in so many ways.
155088 over 9 years ago
Cut this STUPID crap.
barister over 9 years ago
This is wrong on soooo many levels. Rat is very honey boo booish.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Any day now, something is going to come out of him, and I already have a name for it: Rat Junior.
KarenSchultes over 9 years ago
So Rat is NOT a girl?! I’m SO confused!
Ink blot Premium Member over 9 years ago
We’re all familiar with cartoon physics. Now, we’re getting a lesson in cartoon biology.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m assuming a C-section.int main(void){stdout(“hello world”);return 0;}
NCTom Premium Member over 9 years ago
Somehow, I am relieved. I have always thought rat was male, but was questioning myself this week. So glad to know that I am right.
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Ok, let’s forget movies and go to reality.
Remember this person? Their name s Thomas Beatie. Their name was Tracy Lehuanani LaGondino, a one time Miss Teen Hawaii pagent finalist. In 2002 she got a sex change but retained the plumbing to be able to get pregnant and give birth (yeah, I know, the obvious result of pregnancy is giving birth, unless there’s an abortion or miscarriage). In 2007 they made headlines as the “Pregnant Man.”
claire de la lune. over 9 years ago
I don’t really want to know how this will end.
Scorchwave over 9 years ago
Oh god…