Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 16, 2014

good enough for me

There’s a religion built around spaghetti, if that helps…

Or it could be another tasty dead end…

Avoid olives, please.

It’s a key only if it’s good pizza. If it’s bad we may have to make a Hawaiian style and I already know where we’re getting the ham.

I’m not sure this is what the FSM had in mind… but i’m sure it’s OK…

Goat may be the next deity….Larry wants to eat him as bad as Pig wants to eat pizza…….

Yup, Pastafarianism, The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Funny, I don’t recall any that said that. But it is, nonetheless, a good starting point!

I don’t think basing a universal world religion on pizza would be a good idea…ever try to get 3 people to agree on toppings and crust?

Probably not pineapple and ham pizza though.

Oops Hellcat beat me to that one.

i like pizza is better than all the religions out there. because, religion is a scam.

Man does not live by pizza alone. He also needs beer.

Sorry, but I worship at the Temple of Chocolate. The dark chocolate, not the milk chocolate.

Certainly fills a hunger.

It may be key, but pig won’t find out until he worships at the alter of the holy brick oven.

Send some to the middle east. Problem solved!

At least pizza is real

Dominos Denomination vs. The First Church of Pizza Hut:I’m partial to one of the fringe groups — Mamma Lucia’s.

And if you don’t receive enlightenment in 30 minutes or less, you don’t have to put anything in the collection plate.

Isn’t “The Way To Happiness” a book?

You pagans are all going to a place like UK when you diefor worshiping ‘Pasta’ and forced to eat ketchup covered cardboard. I will enjoy your suffering as I eat my white bread marikan cheese and baloney w/mayo sandwich.

I’m eating pizza as I read this. He’s right!

That is definitely worth finding out!

xxx

it’s actually “Bacon is good.”

So did the crocs get their license? I want to make sure so that we can stay out of their way when they take to the freeway…. :-)

This strip and comments made point out the problem of Marika. Which is, too many pagans watching the ‘Food channel’thinking of pasta a sorta food porn addiction. My Papa ate dirt as a kid and he was glad his country gave him the opportunity.

Lols awwwwwwwwwwww

To masterskrain

HERETIC!

Whachoo MEAN, “NO Anchovies involved,” masterskrain?? Religious bigotry!

As Lethea just said.

Mormons love pizza, just sayin’ ;-)

So eating is the key to happiness? K.

Bless you! More folks need to stand up to the PC fools.

GENIUS! SOMEBODY GIVE THIS GUY A NOBEL PRIZE!

And very few people go on blood-soaked crusades or start Inqusitiions after pigging out on pizza.

Mmm, pizza! (going to Endless Pizza Night tomorrow night :D )

But what about Tacos? And Sushi?? And ICE CREAM CAKES???

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