Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 4 months ago

    Why do I think there e been some drivers who have done exactly that?

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

    Then there’s the people who tailgate me in playground zones, hoping I’ll speed up.
    I’d love to see one of them tailgate me, then speed up and pass me in the playground zone … in front of a cop.

  3. tazz555

    tazz555 said, 4 months ago

    Wow he is 3 for 3. He is acing the test

  4. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 4 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Happened to me one morning on the way to work. The road widened into 2 lanes, the guy passed me and the cop pinged him with a radar gun. I know who got to work the fastest that morning !!

  5. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, 4 months ago

    faborrete sung of crocko

  6. gopher gofer

    gopher gofer said, 4 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    remember the viral news story about the woman who drove down the sidewalk to pass a schoolbus? still shaking my head in awe of that woman’s enormous witlessness.

  7. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, 4 months ago

    @gopher gofer

    what woman? that was croc trying to sneak to bar without wife finding out

  8. Earl Crokydile

    Earl Crokydile said, 4 months ago

    Larry leev een Nort Caralineh—me prettie sure me see Larry almosst ever day!

  9. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, 4 months ago

    especially if the governor and his staff thought it might be a good idea to shut down a major bridge for a “traffic study.”

  10. kd1sq

    kd1sq said, 4 months ago

    One of the things to be said for where I presently live is that the school bus drivers actually pull over to let the line of cars behind them get by.


  11. Juice- Bruce

    Juice- Bruce said, 4 months ago

    Good job Mr Pastis, we are all talking about driving skills. Hopefully we all now improve !

  12. CameronPB1988

    CameronPB1988 GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago


    LOL awesome!

  13. SkyFisher

    SkyFisher said, 4 months ago

    Why are bus drivers exempt from obeying the speed limit?
    I have NEVER in my life seen a school bus obey the 15mph school zone speed limit. Granted, 95% of all other cars are the same, but school buses seem to be the fastest.

  14. SizeofaPea

    SizeofaPea said, 4 months ago


    Agreed. I once lived in an area where there were two steep hills, both downhill from my home, with a small flat land area between them. I routinely would crest the first hill and have a school bus stopped at the pasture below. The school bus refused to clear traffic behind and then would go on their way, only to stop at the bottom of the second hill for a R-R crossing before stopping again for another stop. Again never clearing traffic. After about two weeks of this one winter I finally called the bus garage and complained. I was told the driver could not clear traffic because of the geography. I asked the person if they ever drove that area, “No, I don’t live out there.” To which I replied that the person didn’t’ have a clue regarding the geography or the whole wide shoulder of the road. After a little more bickering I finally told the person I was talking to that if I got rear-ended because the bus driver refused to clear traffic as they are supposed to do, not by law but by local school district rules, then I would be suing the school district. “You cant do that.” I informed them that yes I could because by refusing to clear traffic their driver was deliberately endangering the motoring public AND the children on the school bus.
    Before anybody jumps on me about it being the fault of the driver who rear-ended me, think about this, the bus stops, in an area obstructed from long distance view and cars back up behind them. They stop again in another area obstructed from clear view by the second hill and more cars back up. Then WHAM! Someone not aware of the preventable danger crests the hill, panics and locks up their brakes (this was before ABS was common). Yes the bus driver would be a major contributor to the accident.
    The bus driver ALWAYS cleared traffic after that argument with the idiot at the bus garage. Hmmm….I wonder ………

  15. SizeofaPea

    SizeofaPea said, 4 months ago


    “especially if the governor and his staff thought it might be a good idea to shut down a major bridge for a “traffic study.”
    Now was that really necessary? Nobody else was crass enough to make a politically tinged comment.

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