Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 05, 2014

Is this the beginning of a Jurassic Park arc?

And after 60,000,000 years, the little fly (what “mosquito” really means in Spanish) is still talking. How flabbergasting.

Goat: “I’m going to call him ‘Vincent’. He’s really fly.”

I’d call it “Spanish Fly”.

Gulp!

Sorry!…just had to passsome gas.

Okay I think Goat has been ripped off with a fake.

Careful Pig….don’t do anything stupid…..that mosquito would probably love bacon.

@NabuquduriuzhurGuess with this fossil we have to settle for ancient rodents?

My favorite type of amber is O’Doul’s!

Downer? Sounds like a buzz to me!

while you guys argue over irrelevancies like “science” and stuff, that poor mosquito is going to suffocate! Somebody take an axe to that amber! STAT!

I’ve never liked amber. I just think it looks horrible. Especially when it’s worn as jewellery.xxx

hahaha!!!

DON’T HELP THE MOSQUITO! IT’S A TRICK!

A downer indeed! No 60000000-year old mosquito is going to cry out “Help.” So the mosquito must be younger than the amber. How he got into it is the real question here!

Good one, Riotta!

You men the humor ISN’T in a 60-million-year-old creature speaking English?

"And stop calling me ‘Amber.’ "

Cute.

And now to wait for part of your insides to be taken away by scientists in a desperate bid to clone dinosaurs.