Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 9 months ago

    I’m afraid the wife will be in some fossilized prehistoric frog-like creatures’s stomach.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 9 months ago

    Did he remember to tell her that he was just going out for some cigarettes?

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 9 months ago

    ‘And… boy … that library book is going to be seriously overdue.’

  4. thebird55

    thebird55 said, 9 months ago

    If that is a labium I see sticking up there, that must be a gay marriage. Males don’t have the equipment for biting.

  5. Bilan

    Bilan said, 9 months ago

    He’s definitely in a sticky situation.

  6. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    “Everybody’s got a hungry heart.”

  7. oldschool434

    oldschool434 said, 9 months ago

    don’t worry….I’m sure she has issued an AMBER ALERT by now……..

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    This living fossil is very disturbing. Get it freed from the amber so it can be swatted and squashed!

  9. PICTO

    PICTO said, 9 months ago


    Things are gnat what they appear?

  10. shade8211

    shade8211 said, 9 months ago

    Just think of the bill he’s got for leaving that one porch light on!

  11. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Quick Goat ask it about the dinosaurs.

  12. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago


    It would still need something to drink nector from flowers, so maybe that’s it’s tongue.

  13. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 9 months ago


    now I want one of those.

  14. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson—that’s what the father of writer Jimmy Breslin told Breslin’s mother..a long time ago…although not as long as 60,000.000 years!

  15. The Winy Child

    The Winy Child said, 9 months ago

    i wish he had found a hottie instead.

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