Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 28, 2014

It’s the details that help you get a head in life.

Not only that — it’s more than your life is worth to be seen puttinganything in the box. The High Priest keeps a list, and you don’twanna be on it!

Actually, the letters from the suggestions box are a big hit at the post-follow-up meetings every night.

Oh they read them alright… that’s how they select their victims, er… volunteers.

Suggestion: use the volcano, no need to clean up after yourself.

Suggestion: Hook up with a calcium supplement maker.

Suggestions to do what – make it all LESS painful?

could we at least try drawing straws…just a thought…sorry!

No way to get ahead….

This is another one of those no-brainer situations.

“Your phone call is important to us.”

Change the setting to a corporate office and it would still be true.

But when there’s nothing (or no one) left to “sacrifice” (give up) for Lent?

They’re all red, blood spatters everywhere.

There was a “suggestion box” at my old job. I was told not to bother because the key was lost long ago. I thought this was a joke. I put an “important” report in the suggestion box on April 1. I had to reprint it and I got a letter of reprimand in my personnel file (You know, in case some future manager in a different department wants to hire or promote me, they can know what a jerk I am.)

Comparisons to “Librulz” and/or “Big Gummint” in 5…4…3…2…