Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2014

Sometimes, it’s good to be the one on the bottom.

On the plus side, they can all fit into her bed at once.:BTW, let’s all flag eclectoman.

Let’s see.. the top lemming has eye contact. #2 looks down her blouse. #3 holds her hand. #4 strokes her knee. Bottom gets to play footsie under the table.How more intimate does she want?

I flagged eclectoman for having an ugly avatar and for the comment. Don’t like the strip? Then go away!

Don’t like it, then don’t read it. That’s the beautiful thing about the world in which we live. Nobody is forcing you to read or watch anything. I love this comic, and think today’s comic was as funny as they always are.

Eclectoman needs a date with the lemmings. Pastis we enjoy the strip!!!! Go to a book-signing event.

Who is Lemming #1 talking to, the girl or Lemming #2?

If you think this joke is slimy, rather than funny, you probably won’t enjoy Pearls Before Swine , as a rule. That is the sense of humor here.

my …what a kill joy!

So this attractive woman (by Cartoon-Boy standards) goes out on a date with a heap of lemmings? What’s wrong with this picture? —Not to mention that one of the lemmings seems to be a bit of a lecherous sod….

And you are here why?? ?!

1. You don’t like it, stop reading it.2. You seem to do more negative comments than anything else, so I doubt the people that matter will even look twice at what you say.3. Looking at your profile here, you sure are full of yourself, and rather fixated on yourself. Get a life!

What comment are you people referring to? I see no bad comments!

@Three Steps: His question was rhetorical. Imagine, if you will, if the first lemming was actually saying it to the second lemming. Completely different joke, and since he said it BEFORE the second lemming said anything, he knows his friend very well!

It’s like they’re super glued to each other.

xxx

Or I make a fool of myself by getting a name wrong!

This must be interspecies dating week… See Big Top.

Hey, lady… Your on a date with lemmings!!!!

At least it’s not gerbils: Richard Gere and the gerbils

bottom lemming is having FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait…..Shouldn’t they be way dead by now?