Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 11 months ago

    Most people make an ass of themselves. Pig’s ass works the other way.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 11 months ago

    I’ll be the first to ask: How did they butt-dial without pants?

  3. Dave4B

    Dave4B said, 11 months ago

    Considering neither of them is wearing pants, or have any pockets, why was their phone is close proximity to their butt?

    Think about it over breakfast!

  4. JusSayin

    JusSayin said, 11 months ago


    He’s looking in all the wrong places if the only ones he meets with articulate butts are pigs.

  5. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 11 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    I was thinking the same thing!!!

  6. Bilan

    Bilan said, 11 months ago


    Sorry Dave, but you’re the second to ask.

  7. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Slightly relevant: with Wally’s punch line.

  8. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    I dunno… my butt can be quite musical!

  9. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    So… if Pig sends you a text…. you’d rather read anything butt?

  10. Beau Nobo

    Beau Nobo said, 11 months ago

    Pig should let his butt make his booty calls.

  11. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Pants: They place their phones on their chairs to keep them close.
    What is astounding is that Pig’s butt-texting exhibits spelling and grammar superior to his own.

  12. Juice- Bruce

    Juice- Bruce said, 11 months ago

    “Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone” heard it in a song……………If one does have a phone in a back pocket and one passes gas……………

  13. StockyOne

    StockyOne GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Ah, it’s finally clear to me… I used to think it was “My buttocks.” Now I know it’s “My butt talks!”

  14. halibaitor

    halibaitor said, 11 months ago


    Best comment I’ve seen in months… :-)

  15. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Then there was the guy who stopped using the sixth letter, whose parents had no sisters, and who quit smoking…no Fs, aunts or butts!

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