Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 04, 2014

I can easily imagine Rat in a business that involves “Johns,” but this isn’t it.

Will they visit the Croc’s neighborhood?

I’m 59, and I don’t leave the house without a cap. Blue jeans, T-shirt (usually white, with or without a logo), white athletic shoes, and a cap.

Yeah, I dress like a kid. I refuse to grow up.

Has Steph’s wife returned home or is he living by himself there?

It’s just a costume, and been around for too long of a time, but I stills wears em…

i love my baseball cap, i wear it all thetime and im still pretty young

Rat’s next tour should be of the winchestermysteryhouse.com…he could get lost…Steph should be so lucky!

It’s not just wearing a baseball cap that’s the problem, it’s wearing it backwards!!! And yes , we follically challenged ones must ( nothing hurts like a sunburn on top! )

That’s MISTER Perv to you! (and why does everyone pick on poor John ??)

Cartoon-Boy’s pad, the non-celebrity pit-stop. Good show! And now, on with the tour to a famous person’s home!

I’ve gone through a lotta baseball caps, but I don’t wear them much any more. In the fall, winter and spring, I wear a runner’s cap. Very thin and very comfortable. My head gets cold so I wear it almost all the time. I wear it in the summer, too, but if it gets hot (I’m in Maine, it doesn’t get hot very often), I wear a hat with a brim that goes all the way around. Sunburned ears really hurt.

I’ll probably get alot of heat from this but, I never understood wearing the baseball cap backwards. It looks so Dufy the older you get. I mean what’s the point? it’s not shading your eyes. Trekman58 thank you for bringing up the lost manners of removing your hat. Especially when you are at the table.

For women I think both is mandatory, for guys the latter optional.

Excellent strip!

xxx

I wear a baseball cap pretty regularly – to keep my bald scalp from getting sunburn. :(

Who’s house they going to tour next? Knowing Rat, probably Guard Duck’s.

we were dressing like that before the kids were even around. they’re copying us.

i like him.

Oh $%^&, they just found your copy of PLAYGOAT! Dude, I told you to HIDE THAT mag!

LMAO…

How would that guy know what’s ‘pervy’?