Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 2 years ago

    main·te·nance lights: noun \ˈmānt-nən(t)s\ \ˈlīts\
    1: Those aches and pains you discover when getting out of bed.

  2. finale

    finale said, about 2 years ago

    Black tape over the light.

  3. Meh~tdology

    Meh~tdology said, about 2 years ago

    The “pay a mechanic soon” light on my truck cost me big time when last it popped up.

  4. oldschool434

    oldschool434 said, about 2 years ago

    If Goat is “Rent a Wreck”, is Pastis “Cash for Clunkers”??

  5. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, about 2 years ago

    I hate that D$%# Rat!!!

  6. Reppr

    Reppr said, about 2 years ago

    Cut the wire!

  7. Crow Nobo, fol de rol de riddle

    Crow Nobo, fol de rol de riddle said, about 2 years ago

    My red warning lights have been on for ten years.

  8. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, about 2 years ago

    lead in gone, and they don’t make it anymore…sad

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 2 years ago

    Rat waxes poetic, but is still the same old Rat. More unrehabilitated than Don Rickles.

  10. Gokie5

    Gokie5 said, about 2 years ago

    My turn signal has been blinking for several years, people tell me, but I haven’t noticed it yet.

  11. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 2 years ago

    Unfortunately, we can’t just drop Rat into a car crusher… he’s too small.

  12. Number Three

    Number Three said, about 2 years ago

    Rat needs to change his idiotic ways.

    But that’ll never happen in a month of Sundays.

    xxx

  13. Dabattlebacca

    Dabattlebacca said, about 2 years ago

    What did Rat crash into? A 747?

  14. Josh  Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, about 2 years ago

    There was such a company called Rent A Wreck.
    Their motto was “Don’t Let The Name Fool You”.

  15. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @Gokie5

    I never use turn signals. I am saving them for emergencies.

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