Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, 9 months ago

    main·te·nance lights: noun \ˈmānt-nən(t)s\ \ˈlīts\
    1: Those aches and pains you discover when getting out of bed.

  2. finale

    finale said, 9 months ago

    Black tape over the light.

  3. Meh~thodology

    Meh~thodology said, 9 months ago

    The “pay a mechanic soon” light on my truck cost me big time when last it popped up.

  4. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 9 months ago

    @riotta rigotta

    " … no pun intended … "


    Yeah, sure !! You’re not fooling us with THAT one … This is “Pearls”, after all.

  5. oldschool434

    oldschool434 said, 9 months ago

    If Goat is “Rent a Wreck”, is Pastis “Cash for Clunkers”??

  6. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 9 months ago

    I hate that D$%# Rat!!!

  7. Reppr

    Reppr said, 9 months ago

    Cut the wire!

  8. Beau Nobo

    Beau Nobo said, 9 months ago

    My red warning lights have been on for ten years.

  9. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 9 months ago

    lead in gone, and they don’t make it anymore…sad

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    Rat waxes poetic, but is still the same old Rat. More unrehabilitated than Don Rickles.

  11. david_42

    david_42 said, 9 months ago

    Did a complete r n r four years ago.

  12. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, 9 months ago

    At least the idiot light wasn’t spotted by a rent-a-pig.

  13. Gokie5

    Gokie5 said, 9 months ago

    My turn signal has been blinking for several years, people tell me, but I haven’t noticed it yet.

  14. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 9 months ago

    Unfortunately, we can’t just drop Rat into a car crusher… he’s too small.

  15. Number Three

    Number Three said, 9 months ago

    Rat needs to change his idiotic ways.

    But that’ll never happen in a month of Sundays.

    xxx

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