Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for February 05, 2014

In three easy steps, how to wedgie a raccoon who isn’t wearing pants:

Standing behind raccoon, reach around the front and through the legs, to grab tail, A

Viciously yank tail, upwards and through the legs, B

Listen while raccoon screams in E over high C

It could have involved either the shirt or the hat.

Could you imagine if Ozy did the kissing and she did that to him?

… Ok, that was epic.

I think from the look on Ozy’s face in panel 3 (severe trepidation?) that he has moved planting a smooch on Millie way down on his bucket list-at least not without an invitation from the recipient.

I kind of see why Avery did it, though. Millie IS kind of a fox (okay, bad joke, I know).

Don’t mess with the Millie.

“Shove It”? Careful Millie, remember what comic you’re in!

not be.

Millie’s ears say it all!