The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 07, 2014
February 06, 2014
February 08, 2014
Transcript:
Snake: What's black and white and red all over? Hiker: A newspaper? Snake: Nope Hiker: A zebra in a blender? Snake: Nope. Hiker: A police car that's crashed into a tomato truck? Snake: Nope. Hiker: I give up. Most hikers try to avoid the non-lethal, yet obnoxious riddlesnake.
margueritem over 10 years ago
Love it!
Shawn Black Premium Member over 10 years ago
not as bad as the “tattle” snake who tells your wife everything.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
The correct answer was, “Giant panda with marinara”.
Bilan over 10 years ago
Is that joke supposed to be hissstarical?
edclectic over 10 years ago
Knock-knock him outta the way.
jreckard over 10 years ago
This riddlesnake is a little more flexible with the riddle rules than his brother just out of prison. The con’s stricter.
WCLamb over 10 years ago
What? No Groaner Alert?
jk123 over 10 years ago
the gall of some creatures
boff0 over 10 years ago
I can;t understand him—better asp him again!!!
coffeeturtle over 10 years ago
The hiker made very good guesses! Haha!
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 10 years ago
Jest stick it on a plane to somewhere . . . ☻
ArfArf88 over 10 years ago
Garfield?
Digital Frog over 10 years ago
Luckily they are rare, most talking snakes become lawyers or go into politics…
celeconecca over 10 years ago
Sometimes, scaling a mountain is such a fangless endeavor
tarotgal13 over 10 years ago
Sunbuned zebra!
pierreandnicole over 10 years ago
A football referee covered in challenge flags?
le-roy over 10 years ago
Skunk with rosacea?
Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago
“Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ’ere the other side he see.”
lifted with impunity from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”.
What? Copyright? Why yes, I did copy it right.
wsedrel Premium Member over 10 years ago
(During the Cold War) Pravda?