Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 03, 2014

Even Zonker has a price.

Sad when you have to compromise your life’s work…

Don’t look now, but the plants are all males. Bwahahahaha!

High bag appeal?Huh?

“I’ll run it by the Elders”?

I thought they were in Colorado, not Utah!

The Parliament of the Green!

This probably won’t end well…

To Bears – thanks for the tip. It seems to have helped some. BTW, I didn’t shoot my buddy down.

Play some music for them, Zonker. How ‘bout “The Green, Green Grass of Home”, or Tumblin’ Tumble Weeds"?

What’s up with the back of Zipper’s head?

Zonker is persuading pot plants to grow quicker so he can cut them down? Pot plant heaven: no clippers, no matches?

We don’t know about the destination, but we’re along for the ride…WOOHOO!!!

Talking to plants and getting a response…yup, marijuana fumes don’t cause any harm, nope none…

Zonker has always talked to plants, stoned or not.

I know I’m going to regret this, but I can’t help myself:.He has more chance of getting a response from a live plant than he would talking to an empty chair.

The stuff is going for $700.00 a lb on the street in Tx.

Decades ago, a young stoner by the name of Albert gave me this advice: " Pick off the shade leaves." When you pick off the shade leaves, things happen to the plant. You can force blooming. This can set the plant as a male plant and it’s value is greatly decreased. Ahhh, the 70’s when anything was possible.

I’m sorry, N-G, we’re just too addicted to our plastics and pollutants to allow any other solution, especially if it’s derived from reefer.

If plants were sentient, I wonder how Zen they could be about being asked to produce more to be killed, burned and consumed.