Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau


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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Zonker putting his talents to good use.

  2. Swalb%515

    Swalb%515 said, almost 3 years ago

    Denver, here we come!

  3. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, almost 3 years ago

    Only Zonker could do this.

  4. jackhs106

    jackhs106 said, almost 3 years ago

    Will they use some or all their product?

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 3 years ago

    ‘But you have to play classical music, none of that rap stuff.’
    (Don’t know if that study was ever refuted: ie plants grow better to classical music than rock. I like both, actually, and don’t even mind rap.)

  6. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, almost 3 years ago

    Amazing to see Zonker show any business sense at all, but here it is

  7. Astolat

    Astolat said, almost 3 years ago

    This is getting creepy. Only two days ago Q4horse said “Zonker had better start sweet-talking his plants”. Is everybody else here really a GT sockpuppet? Wasn’t I supposed to get a choice between the blue pill and the red pill…?

  8. Kim Metzger

    Kim Metzger GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    This is simply picking up on a thread from years ago when Zonker would talk to his plants. And they would shudder every time Mike had to watch over them.

  9. Doughfoot

    Doughfoot said, almost 3 years ago

    @Kim Metzger

    The joy of a story that’s been going on for more than 40 years. When was the last time we saw Zonker talking to his plants? And them talking back? Like most events in my life, I remember it happening, just not when.

  10. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, almost 3 years ago

    See, I told you he would have to start sweet talking with his plants.

  11. Eggman61

    Eggman61 said, almost 3 years ago

    Ironic that Zonker is asking others to grow up and become productive fast.

  12. defunctdoormat

    defunctdoormat said, almost 3 years ago

    I remember hearing about plant talking when I was in H.S. in the 80s. It is supposed to have a positive effect on house plants. Someone even did an experiment for the science fair that showed plants that were talked to and some, in a similar situation, that were not, and a positive influence (they were bigger and healthier looking) was shown. I have no idea if it was the words, though, or the hot air…

  13. montessoriteacher

    montessoriteacher said, almost 3 years ago

    The plant whisperer is back!

  14. gwaktek

    gwaktek said, almost 3 years ago


    it’s the CO2.

    Only chance he has to try to force an early bloom is to switch to blooming food and speed up the light cycle, make it look like they’re getting closer to autumnal equinox / winter. The plants either respond with happy results, or they crash into hermaphrodism and the crop is well below expectations.
    It’s best to focus on ‘early girl’ strains if they want to speed up production.

  15. wildcatherder

    wildcatherder said, almost 3 years ago

    Apparently, there are back orders all over Denver this morning. If you could smoke back orders, Denver would be over a mile high.

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