Apparently she does existhttp://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;ylt=A0PDoS2SLMhSrmAAZHqJzbkF;ylu=X3oDMTIycHA0ZzBjBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1nBG9pZANjYTExNDE0YzMyOTEwYTQwYT
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks thesales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbiefor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: “It’s what?! Why is theDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s balls.
Swalb%515 over 10 years ago
Dang. Barbie’s got everything!
AKHenderson Premium Member over 10 years ago
Mattel coulda hired Shoe as a consultant.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
Maybe Ken will get the camper.
GalleyOar over 10 years ago
Ken got the bill from her lawyer.
IndyMan over 10 years ago
The look on Shoe’s face says it all: "Been there, gone through that’ ! !
davbart92663 over 10 years ago
Barbie is the bread winner, Ken will get alimony and half of her stuff! She’s a teacher, astronaut, model, actress, etc. Ken is just a beach bum.
The Life I Draw Upon over 10 years ago
Didn’t like her, now I like her less.
Linguist over 10 years ago
As the song goes: She Got the Gold Mine; I Got the Shaft !
ColonelClaus over 10 years ago
You mean.. “FAT?”
ColonelClaus over 10 years ago
But just a reminder… Thin may be in, but Fat is where it’s AT!
rnmontgomery over 10 years ago
Apparently she does existhttp://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;ylt=A0PDoS2SLMhSrmAAZHqJzbkF;ylu=X3oDMTIycHA0ZzBjBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1nBG9pZANjYTExNDE0YzMyOTEwYTQwYT
westny77 over 10 years ago
Ah the sign of the times. What next a jail for Ken after he beats up Barbie.
Allan CB Premium Member over 10 years ago
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks thesales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbiefor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: “It’s what?! Why is theDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s balls.