Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 18, 2013
Transcript:
Eddie: Theah we wah, stuck on an ice floe. Everyone sahvived the crash, but it looked like Christmas wouldn't......Unless we acted quickly. My plan was a long shot. But the only shot we had. Flo: Well? Ah you gonna tell us what it was?! Ned: Ah, yes...the primary writing tool. Eddie: Not on an empty shot glass.
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
He needs fortified for each Lie… er line, yeah line that’s the ticket.
Ida No over 10 years ago
Hey, a shot is still a shot.Make mine a double.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Remember to get your Floe shots everybody…….
edclectic over 10 years ago
I think Flo may like to shoot him…
Aussie Down Under over 10 years ago
Proof reading.
jreckard over 10 years ago
And he said he wanted a looong shot.
Q4horse over 10 years ago
The solution is obvious, just hitch the reindeer to the boat.
Aaberon over 10 years ago
Ahhhh: the old days. When ya went to the local tavern to talk, laugh, eat (really good bar food!!), smoke, drink. Then they packed bars w/TVs in the name of ‘sports’ (mainly so bartenders didn’t have to entertain people), took the fat out of the food, and then no more smoking. Just how much fun is all of that???
uniquename over 10 years ago
Hook the reindeer up to the boat.
Linguist over 10 years ago
You can’t keep an old salt like the Capt. dry. A little shot of Cutty Sark keep the wind in his sails.
Can't Sleep over 10 years ago
Worked for Hemingway. And Hammett. And…
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Gotta oil up that ’magination…
mountainclimber over 10 years ago
Tired of bad accents.
dabugger over 10 years ago
One more shot an so goes the truth……
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
How "lit’ does Eddie have to be to tell a great literary tale?and I wanna know , how many times Pauly can turn around on his shoulder before he gets dizzy and falls off….OR is it the “fumes” from Eddie’s fortification that causes the poor cat to fall?
klunker rider over 10 years ago
His only shot is his shot at getting that empty shot glass filled.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Captain Eddie’s stories are inspire-rations, meaning you only get a little bit at a time.
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
See today’s ‘Buni’ comic for another look at the affect of the ‘primary writing tool’….
lectricdude over 10 years ago
…like ‘Oracle Jones’ in “The Halleluiah Trail”… Donald Pleasance at his funniest…R.I.P. Mr P…