Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. watmiwori

    watmiwori said, about 1 year ago

    BECAUSE the gummint is ignorant, they think we are, too! The fact that enough of us voted for them to get them elected
    proves they may very well be right….

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    According to the criteria established for the Patriot anti-aircraft system, passing close to the target qualifies as an interception.

  3. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, about 1 year ago

    The opposite of “direct hit” is “near not hit”.

  4. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 1 year ago

    And a near miss is a sure p!$$.

  5. The Uncle

    The Uncle said, about 1 year ago

    Actually, Eddie is right – it was a “near miss”. In other words, he nearly missed it.
    If he’d missed it, it would have been a “near hit”.

  6. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 1 year ago

    Things that go POOMF in the night…..

  7. chassimmons

    chassimmons GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @The Uncle: Yeah, George Carlin had a nice take on “near miss” / “near hit”. After explaining along the lines you do, he looked up, made a crash-type sound, and then said: “Look, they almost missed.”

  8. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Besides Eddie hitting gifts, Eddie is most certainly gifted with his stories..

  9. olddog1

    olddog1 said, about 1 year ago

    But a miss is as good as a Mrs.

  10. dsom8

    dsom8 said, about 1 year ago

    @watmiwori

    Although, the real problem with the gummint is not the ones who were elected but the ones who aren’t. The tyranny is in the bureaucracy.

  11. YatInExile

    YatInExile GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    When Eddie said “where was I,” they should have told him “You finished the story.”

  12. Dr.silly

    Dr.silly said, about 1 year ago

    @The Uncle

    Yes, Uncle. That’s the whole joke here. Thanks for literally spelling it out and ruining it. You must be a barrell of laughs at cocktail parties.

  13. bmoriyam

    bmoriyam GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Actually, Eddie’s right — it was a near miss. He ALMOST missed the sleigh.

  14. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    it’s not a near miss.
    it’s a near hit
    - George Carlin

  15. kittenpah

    kittenpah said, about 1 year ago

    It’s Santa’s fault. Powered aircraft are supposed to yield to gliders (well, what other category would you place an uncontrolled projectile in?)

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