Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 13, 2013

I want to see the dictionary Calvin uses.

Feets, do yer stuff!

Hited the false one!? That brings in difficulties!

You took a shot at your Mom?Hobbes run of to the right or left,when Mom catches him its not going to be pretty .

Calvin would get smacked for that unless the UN has it’s way.

Anti

Social

Behavior

Order

You are toast, boy — T O A S T !And you’re gonna get yourbackside burnt, but good!

Mom obviously doesn’t subscribe to the old 50s philosophy: Boys will be boys.

Said Hunter Yelton, the 6-year-old suspended for kissing his classmate’s hand:“I’m six years old! I have a lot of energy.!”

“It seemed like a good idea at the time …”

“Calvin is not bad, he’s just drawn that way.”

You can run. But you can’t hide, Calvin.

Hobbes is Runnin’ With the Devil.

This close to Christmas??? NOT a good choice.

Never look behind you, what ever is chasing you might just be gaining on you..\\//_

Susan why do you read this if you dislike the people so much?

Calvin, if you turn around will you be Running Against The Wind?

It’s one of those irregular verbs. I’m exuberantYou’re hyperactiveHe/she/it is bad

Calvin’s not a bad boy… he just plays one in the comics.

If you look at this from the audlt perspective the “awwww” factor is off the scale. A six year old clutching his stuffed tiger tosses a snowball at Mom.I’d be cuddling the kid and rolling in the snow with him.It’s all about perspective, and letting kids be kids.

As my wife told our kids, “I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it.”

and @Mommyhalls: If this were a one-off for Calvin I’d agree but his poor mother is living with, and responsible for, the aggregate of his behavior. I’m only 5’2" and I knew I had to instill a healthy fear in my son early because in no time he’d be taller than I am and looking down at me and laughing. Even when he was little I never had to count past “two” and he’d correct, and the funny thing is neither he nor I knew what would happen if he didn’t.

Calvin’s such a nice little boy…NOT.

No, Calvin. You’re a good kid.

(SPLUTTER)

Sorry, Couldn’t help myself.

xxx

RUN~~~~~~ CALVIN ~~~RUN!!!!!!!

Disagree with you. I love Dad, he easily matches wits with Calvin. You can see what Calvin will be like as an adult.

Somebody get the Ritalin