Should have floated while being weighed instead.
Erma Bombeck was 40 years old before she started writing. Don’t get bored. Get on with it!
Yep. Made me want to shred a copy of Gary Larsons’ Weiner Dog Art
Sorry, isn’t blog news what Joe does for a living?
Anybody else get whiplash from the flash forward / flash back to Joanie’s grandaughter’s twins for a day?
Doesn’t he know those things can kill you?
Sorry, somebody had to say it.
Wait a minute. I’m sure there’s an error in his logic. I just can’t seem to find it faced with the current state of popular culture…
First Rule of Parent Club: Whatever the reason KIDS CAN HEAR. “Trying to ignore it” by talking about it with every adult in the neighborhood gives him validation. Since they’ve already not “ignored it”. Try telling him that people who use pacifiers need naps. Two for one: Until he gives it up he’ll nap, when he’s too bored to nap – he’ll give it up.
This explains so much
Okay, here’s the deal. I have two cell phones – office & personal, one laptop – office, and one tablet – home & church. I’m always on the leash. I would LOVE to have a reason to have lunch or dinner here. And by the way – I’m a woman.