Monty by Jim Meddick for September 13, 2013

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    Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago

    What he’s got are called “flabs”.He’ll have to photoshop in some abs.

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    Proginoskes  over 10 years ago

    Now he’s Geraldo …

    (@dukedoug: I have a 12-pack!)

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    Proginoskes  over 10 years ago

    AARG! Blew it!

    I have 12-pack abs.

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    Poor E.B.! The finest portrait photographer around couldn’t make this shot come out well. The only way Monty’s picture will show a six-pack is for him to buy one at the convenience store and hold it while E.B. takes the picture.

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    puddlesplatt  over 10 years ago

    But wait…in a nano second, I thinkI saw a change… no, sorry I blinked.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 10 years ago

    He sucking in his ab flab shifted it into his moobs.

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    vldazzle  over 10 years ago

    He’d better concentrate on other qualities (or areas) – not going to win any prizes for that. I guess it’s a good thing that so many men and women don’t really understand WHAT they want in another person.

    More sincerity all around would help.

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    hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago

    People tell me the like me because I say it as I see it, not what I think they want to hear.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Abs-ent.

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    Sir Osis of Liver  over 10 years ago

    He’s got lots of abs… it’s just that he’s got the wrong kind.

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    Hunter7  over 10 years ago

    No.no.no.Not the wrong abs. The four, six pack, 12 pack abs are there. All of them. Just very well hidden under all that flab.

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