Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 28, 2013

You guys, crack me up. Nothing like a little citizen protest. I’m all for it.

Power to the people.

Young man goes into a pub in London. He sees two large ladies sitting at the bar and engages them in conversation.HE: I can tell from your accents that you ladies are from Scotland.They: We’re Welsh you idiot.He: Oh, two whales from Scotland.He woke up in the hospital a week later.

@bevlekThanks for giving me a good laugh on your “warnings”. Way to go!

In Andy’s Helpful Spirit Dept.:Late4 Fried-day

@beviIf dis be da Gee you referenced…….I saw the links last night but was in a hurry to get through. I went to bed early (Thu) and it felt good. Almost laid down now but then this was nagging me. I did play the two separate song links. Not a big BlueGrass fan, but that guy knows his way around thee old 5-string. I wonder if he plays as good as the Darling kid on Andy Griffith ?..I love Linda’s new ‘face’. I’m going to put Chuck Norris on notice. Wouldn’t wanna see him lose his rep with this gal. She knows her way round thee ol’ hitchin’ post. Good for no bone work on yer little guy. I would be all smiles and giggles about that too !..Chawkee rhymes with Cherokee j said, about 2 re-admissions ago

@Linda Dean

“I hope they let Prof and Qwee-dough and anyone else back is what i want.” ……… and some more stuff I wont copy.

Sounds fair….

Phase Two of Lumpy Gravy Dept.:Just before Frieday turnover

John, she just might be in a time out from Comments if her stuff disappeared from other places besides A.C...I can see where Linda gets her Don’t mess with… attitude.9:09. Has naughty words due to electronic jiggering.

Is electronic jiggering as-risky-as googling an oxymoron?Well, One might catch the Jackpot with the latter. . . .slim pickins on Morons at that School tho.

I hope Strips like Todai’s let People know Andy’s a Team Player:

. . .might go as-far-as to call Him ‘handy’.

Handy Andy, He is. Watch that Hand, Florrie!

I think Flo sent Andy out for paint, just to get rid of him. She knew he’d bugger off to the local, anyway, so this gets him out from underfoot.BTW. Enjoy your weekend at the lake Bev. Hope all my Capper friends have a good weekend !

“Yer imagin’ things, it was perfectly all right yesterday when I touched up the pantry door with it….”A Brush With . . .?Hi-Res available; just-as a special “thank you” to the Stooges who hire the Gumbies.

Fabulously Free Friday Hugs ((((((( CAPPERS ! )))))))

Weekend Celebration Time

Stupid is as stupid does…

LOL xxx

@Gweedo Murray

Hi Gweedo… How are things going with you? Well I hope. I liked Beviek’s red ‘warning’ text for the drop in trolls (Who shall remain user-nameless) Hopefully they’ll get it into their heads that nobody is forcing them to read our comments and that everyone is entitled to their freedom of speech.I love talking here as much as I love anything else. I feel I can let almost everything out with no one being shocked too easily. Not that I have anything to say right now which might shock people but maybe later on in the future although I hope it never comes to that.I hope I’ve made sense to everyone.

I don’t think the Prof has been banned. You can still see her here:http://www.gocomics.com/profiles/530259

I posted this yesterday:-—————————-What never gets addressed in this strip, not even in the classics, is: WHEN DOES HE PEE?-—————————-This would open up a whole new unexplored topic. Example:

Andy, what are you in jail for this time?>Public urination!>How’s that?>I had just had just finished my usual six pints and got thrown out before I could get to the loo and this Girl Scout troop just happened to be passing by.

@Chalkie j Dalek? Attica? Cousin Stuffaloe? I’m having difficulty decoding you. Maybe you should dumb things down and just say what you mean.

I wonder what else Florrie’s got in front of Her; what She’ll take a swipe-at.

a couple of pint size paint