Andy Capp by Reg Smythe

Andy Capp

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  1. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, over 3 years ago

    No Mail for Andy? the way those letters fly-about They could be addressed To Potter.

  2. Webber

    Webber said, over 3 years ago

    Nothing good for him, anyway.

  3. afficionado  U L M

    afficionado U L M said, over 3 years ago

    @Chalkie j
    It’s going to be a slow posting day todai
    Our wise and witty matron bev is on leave of absence

  4. John Pike

    John Pike said, over 3 years ago

    Noooooo! Come back Beviak.

  5. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, over 3 years ago

    @afficionado U L M

    I might be oot and aboot myself.
    Classic Andy was more responsible, come Home finances:
    Do Summat, You Mean?
    . . . in America, that File would have a Net over It.

  6. afficionado  U L M

    afficionado U L M said, over 3 years ago

    @Number Three
    Did you find any oxymorons that you liked
    Now I am googling optical illusions

  7. afficionado  U L M

    afficionado U L M said, over 3 years ago

    @Number Six
    For a while yesterday I was under the impression that postings irrelevant to the content of the strip would be removed
    How’s Hardly working grab you as an oxymoron?

  8. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 3 years ago

    You may have already won…

  9. afficionado  U L M

    afficionado U L M said, over 3 years ago

    Today is another public holiday in Malta
    The feast of St Peter and St Paul
    The tradition is eating cooked rabbit
    We are hiding our cat:o)

  10. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, over 3 years ago

    @afficionado U L M

    That’s fine Mary deserves her Own ‘oliday. Then nobody’s Felines get-hurt. It’d be a Traversty not-to. Lagomorphs beware.

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  12. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, over 3 years ago


    Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude . . . .

  13. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, over 3 years ago

    Everything You Wrong is Known Dept.: Our a Pigeon sent this. Hadda fly-over some big Mts. not just 2 cans and a wire straight-line like earlier.

    Late in the day Friday

    Buggerlugs said, about 5 ?s ago

    @Chalkie j
    Dalek? Attica? Cousin Stuffaloe?
    I’m having difficulty decoding you.

    Don’t come here much, do you ?
    Hello back, Number Three !
    I am enjoying bev’s red sky warnings too. I think “someone” is in timeout.
    Welcome to my world, lady !
    I’m sure you didn’t flag me at Dick Tracy or Watch Your Head, but for a "prof ", you should have more dignity than to wallow in the shahddafroiden of my incarceration.

    What was I saying….. Oh, I am doing well, just been busy here. I have the furnace type blower satisfactorily mounted at the gable vent hole with a kick-on thermostat. Works good too !  I am expecting to leave about the middle of or end of next week for points east. Granny is with family and related through the mail about me coming up to her place on my way back and she would show me around. I’m not sure I am old enough for such fun but am willing to risk it !

    You’re as sensible as any others here. I know. I know. That’s not much comfort.
    Happy Saturday and I have a boo boo that I need a “Nurse” to look at.
    Oh god !!!  Please don’t Flag me like they did at Dick Tracy !

    Late start as I drove Ed to VA today.
    Chalkie jr said, about 4 “check engine” lights ago


    I got a misfire on an e-mail; Attica N.Y. Prison = too obvious; Dalek = Dr. Who and frequent term; “Cuz” = familiar term of en doom er, endearment. Dalek.

    Just say: I vant to kees you, Hogan, Dalek !

    Like the man said, my profile is active again but this way works better than people having to go behind the curtain to see me, like as if I’m some kinda porno flick like the “goat” seems to think I am.
    With all this talk of public peeing, I would think that beer heavy cultures would have more Pee-ah-toriums on the walk the way they have those call boxes, only for actual yoor-in-ation. Andy loves picking up stuff when it takes him by a watering hole.
    Chawkee’s Nurse even has a mask to contain the sneezies.
    Hooray ((( for you ))), bevie !
    I see that someone Chalked up a good paint job on the Classics.

  14. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, over 3 years ago

    Yeah It can get confusing and confusinger ‘splaining:
    a Dalek is also a cold-Hearted Cyborg out to EXTERMINATE non-Daleks so some irony too.
    Here’s a cruel Beast:

    Qwee-dough i heard about the Flooding did They re-plank the Sidewalk yet or back to ‘ol Dirt? any-ways Granny leans to the left so with a l’il support stepping-out She can waltz-around with an extra leg, like’.

  15. afficionado  U L M

    afficionado U L M said, over 3 years ago

    here we go round the mulberry bush

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