Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 11, 2013

  1. Idano
    Ida No  almost 11 years ago

    Couldn’t the exciting fight happen in a fully operating distillery? The Brain could shoot at the heroes while dodging fully-loaded forklifts tearing around at 3 mph! And then he could fall into a vat, where all of his Brain cells would die. (The kidneys would be ok, though, because they’re in sealed bags for protection.)

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  2. Ricky ricardo oh lucy
    edclectic  almost 11 years ago

    The Brain started out selling pianos.

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    Sisyphos  almost 11 years ago

    James Joyce would, I’m sure, appreciate the sourmash humor of the mash-up by Oprah’s hapless editor, an antidote to Hatefully Dull Literature for 21st century readers (if there are any)….

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I’m currently alternating between the Sookie Stackhouse/“Southern Vampire”/True Blood series and the Collected Short Stories of Raymond Chandler. It works pretty well; a 300-page Sookie book takes about the same time to read as a 60-page Chandler story, and the CPP rate (corpses-per-page) is roughly the same.

    After that, I’m going to take a crack at “Finnegan’s Wake.” Really.

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    scrabblefiend  almost 11 years ago

    P.D. James is pretty good, too.

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    water_moon  over 10 years ago

    read Mark Twains review of Mohicans

    I loved that! sadly my 8th grade lit teacher didn’t….

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