Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 14, 2013

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 11 years ago

    Che cosa fare con quell’inglese Andrea (what to do with that Englishman Andy)?

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    Bargrove  almost 11 years ago

    I squid you not!

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    pawpawbear  almost 11 years ago

    Wait until Andy finds out what calamari really is. First time I had any was in Taipei, Taiwan. It wasn’t good,IMO. It was tough and rubbery. The more I chewed the longer it lasted. I think they gave me rubber bands. What did I know, I was just a 19 yr old Marine trying to be cool.

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    WoodEye  almost 11 years ago

    Well prepared calamari, or squid if you will, is not tough or rubbery. If it is, it is simply overcooked. Octopus is delicious too!

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    Chalkeye  almost 11 years ago

    If i ordered Spaghetti Loops and They gave mi Squid, i’d wonder why?!?

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    Chalkeye  almost 11 years ago

    MAD!!!

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    falcocherrug  almost 11 years ago

    Agree, squid is fantastic when prepared properly. Lived in Phan Thiet, Vietnam for a few years where the squid were sundried; wonderful!

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    tirnaaisling  almost 11 years ago

    Mmmm… Chewy fish flavoured spaghetti hoops… But still why are they covered in breadcrumbs?

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    woodwork  almost 11 years ago

    and ants, and tarantulas, and dog, and monkey, and armadillo…the list could go on forever…I’ve eaten them all and found them to be enjoyably edible

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    woodwork  almost 11 years ago

    and ants, and tarantulas, and dog, and monkey, and armadillo…the list could go on forever…I’ve eaten them all and found them to be enjoyably edible

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    Chalkeye  almost 11 years ago

    No no; it was Ringo who longed to be an Octopus; Paul was a Walrus [according to The Onion Satire Paper] with little experience. George, however, was an adopted Krishacean; John himself was a Beetle found in a Quarry.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 11 years ago

    Chalkiej’s post of that hilarious Don Martin cartoon reminds me that Number Six “owes” his fellow Cappers his Andy done in Don Martin’s style. (A little “hint hint” to Number Six, lol.)

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    Chalkeye  almost 11 years ago
    . . .also with Jimi as a Blue Flame.

    EVERY Person in Eric Burdon’s Band was an Animal.I’m quitting out of respect or there would be no-end to-this.

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    Chalkeye  almost 11 years ago
    . . .also with Jimi as a Blue Flame.

    EVERY Person in Eric Burdon’s Band was an Animal.I’m quitting out of respect or there would be no-end to-this.

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    Stagger Lee  almost 11 years ago

    James Bond didn’t seem to mind it..

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    Linda Solomon  almost 11 years ago

    Just as I was starting to snore last night, Gweedo said…The many faces of Six

    You’re replying to Number Three:

    Well, the one on dialysis had a good Mothers day and I can pretty much figure that the other one is struggling. I wanted to email Uncle Bob but it wouldn’t be “happy Mothers day”. I couldn’t think of what to say and so will wait for an update and explain myself then. Sunday was good and today I was outside a good deal weeding and mowing around the garden and house. I left more stuff around front than I usually do since I see that the rabbit likes it. He/she tolerates a close proximity, but not too close. Dropped a bunch of punched propane cans and did some shopping and got gas. I will be setting up the garden this week. . Number Six said, about 10 pints ago

    The manageress of my local isn’t too pleased with me. A pint of my usual is £1.99 and I paid with 199 pennies!

    Aah… the dark days before payday when couch cushions and pockets are turned up and out, respectively.. Nice kwik “draw” there, Mikey. .Your local needs one of those coin counter machines like they have at the bank, Six.. Chalkie j said, about 2 many repeats ago

    . . . just never gets old, does It?!? ;)

    It started to at first, but now it comes round like an old friend who’s got time for a pint and is buying. ;) .The #6 is sweeping the ocean, right after the mudshark did.
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    Linda Solomon  almost 11 years ago

    Twisty Tuesday Hugs ((((((( CAPPERS ! )))))))Now go find some Chubby Checker/Donna Summer/CCR/Da Boss et al, and get to dancing…it does a body good!

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    junemmoffatt  almost 11 years ago

    What are Andy and Flo doing in a place that serves calamari? Kinda outta their sphere, innit?

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    Chalkeye  almost 11 years ago

    @ Qwee-dough “Pint-Timer” MurraySo Cora’s whacks, ad nauseum repetition, and having Dinsdale Piranha nail yer Head to a Coffee Table aal only-hurt at-first, eh?

    @ Granny “Goat Roper” DeanBob Wills too easy? I gravitate to the Ramones but what about some Disco with eldo’s motif of Doing It To Death ?UH!Fred; FRED!!

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    Chalkeye  almost 11 years ago

    Mud sh-sh-Shark

    The Mud Shark dancing lesson

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    I bet as soon as Andy & Flo placed their order… Andy Capp’s first question would have been about the BEVERAGES!

    LOL LOL xxx

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    @Gweedo Murray

    I wish I could say something other than ‘Sorry to hear that’ all the time but I don’t know what else to say. You know that I wish them both the best of the best.

    The rabbit sounds cute!

    I hope your garden turns out nice in the end… With you doing it then it will.

    Are Joe & Ed doing good?

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    Linda Solomon  almost 11 years ago

    Da Old Man from the Mountain says:See you in Finport

    That Don Martin replay looks like something I may have read the first time around. When did it come out ?.Not to fear, John. You’ve reached your state of “cool” without having to do stunts…. like me ! .I wonder if Chawkee has tried looking through a Green Onion ?  Pretty O-PAYKE stuff !.Maybe Linda can teach this non dancer some moves when we eventually meet ???

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    Linda Solomon  almost 11 years ago

    @ GweedoFor all my watching Dancing with the Stars, I dont do much fancy stuff…two stepping, (with a few neat spins and turns I learned over the years) waltzing, and rocking are my main stays…and yes, grannies can still shake their tail feathers even at 60!

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    Buggerlugs  almost 11 years ago

    It’s edible only if it has one of the three F’s:Fins, Fur, or Feathers.

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    loves raising duncan  almost 11 years ago

    Yuck!

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    Linda Solomon  almost 11 years ago

    frankly, I have enjoyed snails, and calamari but only in So. Calif. Do NOT try them inland, but then its your tummy that will have to endure it…so who am I to speak of its detriments….personally, I am going for a couple of days of Wall Eye fishing…Mille Lacs is calling my name…later this week…

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    Linda Solomon  almost 11 years ago

    goat comics is dublicitous…or redundant … I havent decided which…

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    pawpawbear  almost 11 years ago

    How is it, Gweedo, that when you reach a certain age, and high level of coolness, that your kids and grandkids just don’t get it? Cool is cool, no matter how you shape it.

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    Linda Solomon  almost 11 years ago

    Gweedo, its almost time for blankies and goose down comforters, do you plan on hogging them or just waiting till I start snoring to flip them over yourself and drift off to warmy dreamland?…hmmph, best post those intentions…or the snores….lol…..willl check to see if aught else needs your touch/posts in a bit, but bedtime is coming soon…its a lazy sunday and you know how they are…

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