Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 11, 2013

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    jack fairbanks  almost 11 years ago

    the harbor is half full

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    WLG12037  almost 11 years ago

    “…SANK half our fleet.”

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    Manhunter808  almost 11 years ago

    nazzofoggenmach, .. or the harbor is half empty, depending on your outlook.

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    cdward  almost 11 years ago

    It’s good for insurance money…

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    tahoeh2o  almost 11 years ago

    Were the boats “Bayliners”?

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    route66paul  almost 11 years ago

    Something for the coral to grow on.

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    mrsdonaldson  almost 11 years ago

    The Huns “sank” your fleet, or they could “have sunk” them.

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    He didn’t start the name calling. Russel5419 did.

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    brklnbern  almost 11 years ago

    Sounds like the Israeli air force and what they did to the Egyptian air force back in the ’60s.

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    jmo328  almost 11 years ago

    Obummer doesn’t care about people being killed in a conflict, why would he care about some ships.

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    jmo328  almost 11 years ago

    Obummer doesn’t care about people being killed in a conflict, why would he care about some ships.

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    rmacprivate  almost 11 years ago

    OH NO, some damn fool left the gate open and now there are Trolls all over the place. OK people, let’s try to round them up and drive them back to the editorial cartoons, where they belong. Worst infestation I’ve ever seen. They don’t usually get much past Doonesbury.

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    The Fly Hunter  almost 11 years ago

    Bad spelling, too! A sign of complete lack of intelligence!

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    boldyuma  almost 11 years ago

    The agony of….dafleet..

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 11 years ago

    Every dark cloud has a silver lining.Maybe if they take over Id, the king won’t have any headaches left to worry about.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 11 years ago

    NOTE: Whoever is in charge will kill people either by action or inaction. sometimes the only question is which route kills the fewest citizens.-For example, if weapons of mass destruction were being produced and were used to kill ten million Americans, we would be angry they were not stopped before it happened.-We didn’t find them in Iraq (unless you count a few chemical weapons). We might soon find them in Iran, if we look. We know they are in Pakistan and India.-A few years back we found some highly enriched uranium in a research facility in the former USSR. It had just been used to make neutrons but there was enough for a few fission bombs. The stuff was on a shelf, basically forgotten. There may be more which was forgotten and it may never be remembered if we are lucky.-We don’t know any of them will be used on us. Maybe they won’t. We know extracting them would get people killed. Not stopping them only MIGHT get people killed, although many more if it happens.-Decisions, decisions. WHAT WOULD THE KING OF ID DO?

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