Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 31, 2013

Compared to Dirk and Brewster, who wouldn’t be some kind of genius?

There’s a bit in Porky’s where the prank caller asks for Mike Hunt. “Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?”

briatollah, thanks…I thought I was going to have to post that……

Brewster is trying to get smarter….He even bought an expensive mail-order course in the ancient wisdom of Thailand…

and he’s spent 6 days now practicing his new mantra, over and over:

Wah Tagu Siam….

(If you’ve never heard THAT one before you’re really young…. )

“Huggenkiss, first name Amanda.”“Hey, I need Amanda Huggenkiss! Is Amanda Huggenkiss here?”Thank you, The Simpsons.

I thought “Iam” with “Stupid” was a line of T-shirts.

If I’m not mistaken there were people fooled into calling the London Zoo and asking for Mr Lion.

This just shows what a girlie fool Wiley is. Our Founders never expected politicians to be honest or altruistic. That’s why they set up a federal government that was supposed to be limited in scope and controlled by checks and balances. Since then each political party has managed to convince us to trust them and hand over all our power and independence to them. We are not sheep and they do not rule us! If only idiots like Wiley would stop acting like this is some kind of monarchy, we might have a chance of controlling the federal leviathan!

I sometimes use my Swedish name: Jorgen. Hugh Jorgen.

In grade school, one student asked me, “What were you eating under there?” trying to get me to say, “Eating underwear?” I only answered, “I don’t get it.” It was like I was playing dumb, only I wasn’t playing.

I worked with a guy named Dick Pease. He had this story about when he was in college and had a friend named Harry Butz. The cops stopped them for something minor, and after looking at their IDs, the cops let them off: “You guys need all the breaks you can get with names like those.”

Remember the Simpsons bit where Bart did a prank call to “Hugh Jass” at Moe’s… and Hugh Jass was in the bar?!

RoadRunner…before or after she’s dressed?

pcolli — never seen it. For several years, my antenna has only picked up one tiny television station, so I almost never watch it, though it IS a minor public broadcasting station and I do get Sherlock Holmes, Downton Abbey, etc, a few months after the rest of the US, and long after the UK.

That’s a cable program, and I don’t have cable… It’s expensive, and I opted for a smartphone instead.

But that “joke” predates television altogether…. in fact my father knew it as a kid in the 1920’s.

Breswter is not so dumb after all.

Plus he is great looking and muscular. I suggest they have him wear speedoes in some of the strips. He is a real man.

Usually around three pounds . . . ☻Nearly kicked the slats outa my cradle first time I heard that ’un . . .☺

honest men get cheated all the time.