I can not remember a time when I coukd actually follow a politicians speech. It’s always structered to sound like something but I just cannot figure out what.
The Bookkeeper has an interest in believing that the Fink would do such a thing… because he will claim the same treatment for himself at the first opportunity.
The Deaf Italian BookkeeperA Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheatedhim out of $10,000,000.00.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and wouldtherefore never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the money is.”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, “Where’s the money?”
Guido signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
The lawyer tells the Godfather, “He says he doesn’t know what you aretalking about.”
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido’s head and says,
“Ask him again or I’ll kill him!”
The lawyer signs to Guido, “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”
Guido trembles and signs back, “OK! You win! The money is in a brownbriefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno’s house.”
The Godfather asks the lawyer, “What did he say?”
The lawyer replies, “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”
pawpawbear about 11 years ago
I can not remember a time when I coukd actually follow a politicians speech. It’s always structered to sound like something but I just cannot figure out what.
rshive about 11 years ago
Whatever it takes, Wiz!
Sir Osis of Liver about 11 years ago
The Bookkeeper has an interest in believing that the Fink would do such a thing… because he will claim the same treatment for himself at the first opportunity.
marshalljpeters Premium Member about 11 years ago
The Wizard discovered polyjuice potion? I didn’t know there was another potion to counteract it. It usually just wears off after a while.
rockngolfer about 11 years ago
The Deaf Italian BookkeeperA Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheatedhim out of $10,000,000.00.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and wouldtherefore never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the money is.”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, “Where’s the money?”
Guido signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
The lawyer tells the Godfather, “He says he doesn’t know what you aretalking about.”
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido’s head and says,
“Ask him again or I’ll kill him!”
The lawyer signs to Guido, “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”
Guido trembles and signs back, “OK! You win! The money is in a brownbriefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno’s house.”
The Godfather asks the lawyer, “What did he say?”
The lawyer replies, “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”
brklnbern about 11 years ago
I can’t either. But if you have special powers why not just go alacazam and give yourself gold and diamonds.
route66paul about 11 years ago
the real king is too short to go over the books.
Scroogeman about 11 years ago
Sneaky.
johnwalk about 11 years ago
Just wish I could.
falcon_370f about 11 years ago
I do wonder, why the Wizard never thought of that before? Maybe because half the time his tricks backfire, if they work at all?