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   Alexikakos said, 3 months ago

   A man entered a bar, accompanied, for some reason, by a flamingo. From the look of its ankle bracelet it was obviously female.
   
   The man ordered a few drinks, and paid the bartender the exact amount of money, including tip, when he left.
   
   He did this again and again and again…..
   
   Finally, the bartender asked, "How do you always manage to have the exact amount of your tab every time you pay it?”
   
   “Well,” replied the man, a few years ago I was walking on the beach and found a bottle with a genie in it. When I freed him, the genie granted me two wishes.”
   
   “My first wish was to always have the right amount of money in my pocket to pay whatever I owe.”
   
   “Well since you seem willing to answer my questions,” the bartender said “what’s with the flamingo?”
   
   “Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs!!”
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   Alexikakos said, 3 months ago

   For: Don Roark (From yesterday)
   
   Here is the rest of the “Spell Check” poem.
   I was thanking Mpeters for posting it on Sunday. (Which is where I got this copy.):-)
   
   
   

   Eye halve a spelling chequer
   It came with my pea sea
   It plainly marques four my revue
   Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
   
   

   Eye strike a key and type a word
   And weight four it two say
   Weather eye am wrong oar write
   It shows me strait a weigh.
   
   

   As soon as a mist ache is maid
   It nose bee fore two long
   And eye can put the error rite
   Its rare lea ever wrong.
   
   

   Eye have run this poem threw it
   I am shore your pleased two no
   Its letter perfect awl the weigh
   My chequer tolled me sew.
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   Alexikakos said, 3 months ago

   The above is the third comment I’ve put up today that doesn’t have a reply or delete button. Is anyone else having this problem?
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   @Alexikakos

   Nope … found your reply the first time.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   Then there’s the joke about the skunk, the deer and the giraffe in a bar … oops … can’t post that one!
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   William Pursell said, 3 months ago

   Aye the Wiz ordered the Flamingo from a Texas branch of Amazon.com….So Billy Joe Bob tells me.
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   AKHenderson said, 3 months ago

   Wiz vs. HOA – I’ll root for Wiz.
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   K.C. Fahel said, 3 months ago

   @Alexikakos

   I know I have a problem when I read the joke, but the first thing I thought when I read “ankle bracelet” was, “The flamingo was a prisoner?”
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   RoseHawke said, 3 months ago

   Wait, what? “Lot’s”? Someone in the lettering department needs to do a little grammar research.
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    HonoBear said, 3 months ago

    I’ve heard that there are more lawn flamingos in New Jersey than there are real ones in the rest of the country.
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    ArfArf88 said, 3 months ago

    Henry finally has a playmate.
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    nazzofoggenmach said, 3 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    ok chez moi.
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    MPeters said, 3 months ago

    @RoseHawke

    I didn’t catch that. It’s one thing to have some errors in the comments, but it seems like cartoons should be able to avoid obvious ones like that. Don’t they have editors? Of course, I wouldn’t have noticed if it hadn’t been pointed out, so maybe it’s not so obvious.
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    Ken Gagne said, 3 months ago

    Errant apostrophe! :-(
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    MPeters said, 3 months ago

    Why are plastic flamingos such popular lawn ornaments? They look tacky to me.
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