Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 1 year ago

    I can only guess what the birds have in mind?

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    The pigeons are just dropping in …

  3. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 1 year ago

    They are waiting to give the Fink his due.

  4. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park until one day, an angel came down from heaven.

    “You’ve been such exemplary statues,” the angel said, “that I’m going to give you a special gift. I’m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, during which time you can do anything you want.”

    With a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

    The two approached each other a bit shyly and dashed for the bushes, from whence there came a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.

    Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes with wide grins on their faces.

    “You still have fifteen more minutes,” said the angel, winking at them.

    Grinning even more broadly, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, “Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll poop on it’s head!”

  5. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Aye now just look at all those pigeons lined up…they can’t wait to give the fink’s statue it’s first coating of you know what.

  6. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, over 1 year ago

    The statue is a sitting duck…so to speak.

  7. rshive

    rshive said, over 1 year ago

    Wouldn’t you want to be there for the opening of the new condo?

  8. Keith

    Keith said, over 1 year ago

    It’s The only crowd that is interested in Pharaoh worship; I wish it were that way here in the USA.

  9. ensiform

    ensiform said, over 1 year ago

    @Alexikakos

    Its head. Not it’s. It’s means “it is,” so when you write “it’s head” you are writing “it is head.” How people can continue to make such a first-grade level mistake is beyond me. But it’s sad. See? IT IS SAD. Possessive its has NO APOSTROPHE.

  10. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    As important as rules of grammar may be to some, let us not forget simple etiquette


    Ever hear about “If you don’t have something nice to say, say nothing at all”?

  11. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    @Alexikakos

    Snerk! Saw that on Bizarre.

  12. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    @ensiform

    You are correct. I do try to edit the jokes I copy from the net so they are grammatically correct, but sometimes I miss even obvious errors. No excuse for it, because I do edit.

    Bee leave mi, it a noise me know end wen pee pull rely on spell cheque to correct they’re spelling two!!! :-)

  13. John Pike

    John Pike said, over 1 year ago

    @ensiform

    Grammar Nazi!!!!

  14. goweeder

    goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @ensiform

    “Its head. Not it’s. It’s means “it is,” so when you write “it’s head” you are writing “it is head.” How people can continue to make such a first-grade level mistake is beyond me. But it’s sad. See? IT IS SAD. Possessive its has NO APOSTROPHE
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    I am so happy to find a kindred soul who loves our language as much as I do.
    We are an endangered species. Please don’t ever stop.
    My children and I, when we watch TV,
    are so accustomed, when they hear someone say, “Lay down” they know I’m going to mutter, “lie”, and they say it before do.
    If you can ever educate the public to grasp the difference between ‘lay’ and
    ‘lie,’ you’ll go down in history!

  15. goweeder

    goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Doctor Toon

    Yes, much better to be polite and repeat the error, so that it will be passed down through the generations until no one can tell the difference, thus bastardizing our beautiful language.

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