Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 27, 2013

Or an aggrieved bird expletive.

Maybe knock-knock jokes are a little big for the bird’s brain Agnes. Cut down on the thought size a little. Like maybe with only one knock.

It is always possible the Agnes jokes are for the birds.

She should try telling knock-knock jokes to a woodpecker.

Still . . . How many ants can do quantum mechanics calculations? Three at most and that’s if you include Albert Antstein amd Adam Ant.

What? No one wants to know the Knock Knock jokes? They might be lame. They might be for the bird(s). But how do we critique if we have not heard (or read)?.Or is that we cannot hear because we are not on the same wavelength?

Surely ye jest.

Ants daily fight wars with fellow ants living mere feet away.

Humans do far better, we can go months without going to war with our neighbors..Is it not so?

And how successful is a civilization which enslaves aphids?