Agnes by Tony Cochran

Agnes

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

    One birdbrain to another.

  2. win

    win said, 3 months ago

    Or an aggrieved bird expletive.

  3. rshive

    rshive said, 3 months ago

    Maybe knock-knock jokes are a little big for the bird’s brain Agnes. Cut down on the thought size a little. Like maybe with only one knock.

  4. SUSAN NEWMAN

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 3 months ago

    I can hardly wait until that bird swoops down and pecks Agnes on the head.
    Thank you, Mr. Hitchcock!

  5. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 3 months ago

    It is always possible the Agnes jokes are for the birds.

  6. RockChalkJayhawk

    RockChalkJayhawk said, 3 months ago

    She should try telling knock-knock jokes to a woodpecker.

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Intelligence doesn’t require bulk. Tool using birds, birds that work as a group etc. Even some know their reflections.

  8. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 3 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Still . . . How many ants can do quantum mechanics calculations? Three at most and that’s if you include Albert Antstein amd Adam Ant.

  9. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

    @DavidHuieGreen

    How many ants over millions of years had successful civilizations without crime? How do humans stack up on that?

  10. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, 3 months ago

    What? No one wants to know the Knock Knock jokes? They might be lame. They might be for the bird(s). But how do we critique if we have not heard (or read)?
    .
    Or is that we cannot hear because we are not on the same wavelength?

  11. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 3 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Surely ye jest.

    Ants daily fight wars with fellow ants living mere feet away.

    Humans do far better, we can go months without going to war with our neighbors.
    .
    Is it not so?

    And how successful is a civilization which enslaves aphids?

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