Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 20, 2013

Rodney just wet his pants.

If it moves and it shouldn’t – Duct tapeIf it doesn’t move and it should – WD-40

It ain’t broke- it just lacks duct tape!

No, actually it is tin foil.

True story. I was on a commercial airline getting ready to depart the gate when I saw a guy walk under the plane unrolling some duct tape while looking up at the belly of the plane. Later when the pilot walked by I asked him about it, quietly. He shook his head and said – VERY quietly – “Don’t worry, everything is fine”. The most nerve wracking flight I’ve ever taken.

Just in case ? Well, don’t you think it’s about time they uncrated it and used it ?

Probally had to duct tape a bag together in the hold or might have been securing a panel on. Did that myself in Vietnam while in the air Force. You’d be suprised what a plane can fly with.

Duct Tape can fix almost anything.

No, Gorilla Glue.

Red Green would be proud.

My Grandpa used to say you could fix anything with duct tape and bailing wire.

Apollo 13 would never have made it back without the duct tape they had along.

Medieval Ski Lifts! Who knew?

Reminds me of Red Green (http://www.redgreen.com). “If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!”.“The handyman’s secret weapon – duct tape.”

@jflyn123 said," You’d be suprised what a plane can fly with."

Better to say what a plane can fly withOUT !!Btw, you look like you’ve hung around 123’s a lot.Ever done any time on “Old Shakey?”RSVP

Then you’re safe.

We used to call it McGuiver Tape. He used it on every show.

Wasn’t Aussie, but the way I heard it was: If it moves, salute it; if it doesn’t, throw it overboard. If you can’t throw it overboard, then chip and paint it.

http://www.usmra.com/photos/duct_plane/

Now, that is a repair job.

Personally, I prefer go-rilla tape.

poor Rodney he looks scared doesn’t he????