Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 1 year ago

    Rodney just wet his pants.

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 1 year ago

    @Llewellenbruce

    Shut up, Rodney and go change your armor.

  3. somebodyshort

    somebodyshort said, over 1 year ago

    Duct tape
    Speed tape
    Space tape I hear they have a roll on the space station, just in case.

  4. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    If it moves and it shouldn’t – Duct tape
    If it doesn’t move and it should – WD-40

  5. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 1 year ago

    It ain’t broke- it just lacks duct tape!

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    ‘Our airline has never lost a plane.’
    ‘Really?’
    ‘Yes .. .we know where each and every piece of wreckage is.’
    (old comedy routine from somewhere … Carol Burnett, maybe…)

  7. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Ahh but Rod old lad,remember that the duct tape is better than JUST chewing gum.

  8. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 1 year ago

    No, actually it is tin foil.

  9. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    ski area fined for “preventable accident”
    .
    http://www.bendbulletin.com/article/20070306/NEWS0107/703060337/
    .
    http://www.mtbachelor.com/summer/info/media_center/OSHA%20Response.pdf

  10. MadCow

    MadCow GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    True story. I was on a commercial airline getting ready to depart the gate when I saw a guy walk under the plane unrolling some duct tape while looking up at the belly of the plane. Later when the pilot walked by I asked him about it, quietly. He shook his head and said – VERY quietly – “Don’t worry, everything is fine”. The most nerve wracking flight I’ve ever taken.

  11. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago

    @WoodEye

    If it moves, shoot it.
    If it doesn’t, chop it down.


    Early Aussie bush settler saying.

  12. finkd

    finkd said, over 1 year ago

    @somebodyshort

    Just in case ? Well, don’t you think it’s about time they uncrated it and used it ?

  13. jflyn123

    jflyn123 said, over 1 year ago

    Probally had to duct tape a bag together in the hold or might have been securing a panel on. Did that myself in Vietnam while in the air Force. You’d be suprised what a plane can fly with.

  14. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    @WoodEye

    If it moves, salute it.
    If it isn’t moving, move it.
    If it can’t be moved, paint it.
    Old Army saying.

  15. yldonaldson

    yldonaldson said, over 1 year ago

    @MadCow

    Funny! Glad you made it safe and sound.

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