Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 16, 2012

Although Jon Arbuckle has Liz Wilson, he needs help too.

I could use a woman’s touch ;)

Santa’d have to find a woman who can deal with Lio – perhaps a Morticia wannabe.

Good grief! Dad has gone too far! It will take more than just “a woman’s touch” to cure him, Lio! (It is an extraordinary outfit, I must admit….)

Remember the September 17-22 arc, when Lio freaked out when his dad put on a nice shirt and tie for a date? Then soaked his date with anti-alien goop?(Of course, his date was probably was an alien.)

He’s not well, Lio. Perhaps he’d like a nice rest in a rubber room for a while.

(What if the “woman” was his Mother?v

Lio snap a picture of your dad in his festive getup, that way Santa will know how far gone he is.

I want to know where I can get a pair of shoes like those…

This is what happens when someone drinks bad nog…

I suppose you have to ask “good” touch or “bad”? I vote for bad among consenting adults.

Sadly, it’s very easy to find elf shoes on Amazon. You’d have to add the eyes.

Why sadly? If you want elf shoes, where else could you find them? And who doesn’t want elf shoes this time of year?

So, because he is obviously happy and carefree, he needs a womans touch to bring him back to mundane?

He apparently has his left ear pierced! A woman might add a bit more tinsel.

Yes, every man needs a woman to tell him how to dress and when he’s had enough to drink. Adam was having too much fun and needed a regulator – Eve.

That’s GOT to be the last brewski in a twelve pack; it’s the only explanation

(Of course, his date was probably was an alien.).She was.

W.C. Fields: “It was a woman drove me to drink. I never thanked her!” For some men, it seems that a lack of a woman’s touch might do the same……

Your dad really needs to get back into the Dating World.

Maybe Lio should be the one to pick his next mother?

At least Dad is happy.

he’s just into the holiday spirit…or spirits.

Someone asked me today,“Oh, where’s your Christmas spirit?” I replied, “It’s in the cupboard, on the shelf under the Christmas mixers.”

What?? A woman would think he looks cute for wearing an outfit like that.

Paging Addy Lamarr! (Heart o/t City)