WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 14, 2022

Go to the back of the theater you two. The stench must be terrible.

Clean-up on ̶a̶i̶s̶l̶e̶ row one…

Finally? So no one has been in that theater since 1993?

I have seen “sticky” floors in those peep shows of old.. but never that bad in a theatre.

I don’t do theaters….gross

It’s not the theaters, it’s the clientele.

And he goes to the bathroom where?

Well, thankfully now you can just wait 3 months (or in some cases weeks) and you can rent the movie online and pocket the difference.

The congregation of which I was pastor back in 1967-71 had initially held services on Sunday mornings in the local theater. Many were the jokes about that arrangement, akin to this WUMO joke. Well, after a while the congregation moved up in class by transferring to a dance studio. Whole new batch of jokes arose! At seminary we talked about “chancel-prancing,” and I often felt like doing some dance steps. Was greatly relieved when we finally moved into a new church building.

“Could you go to the concession stand for me?”