Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 14, 2024

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  2 months ago

    At least he’ll be out of the house, Blanche…

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 2 months ago

    Not into golf, but poor Tiger had a terrible day!

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    jasonsnakelover  2 months ago

    Who says you have to wait until golf season to play golf as long as you’re not in the pros? As far as I know, regular golf courses in Florida are open year round so a person can play any time of the year. But the closer the golf course is to the ocean, the closer it is to miles of water hazard.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  2 months ago

    I’m gonna go see if I can bag me some golfs!

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 2 months ago

    I notice this year he’s opted for pants. There were complaints last year.

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    Balaclava  2 months ago

    Golf spoils a good walk. Thanks to Mark Twain.

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    enigmamz  2 months ago

    Started today, here. 80F and sunny.

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    vacman  2 months ago

    What type of ammo do you use and how do you cook em once you’ve shot em?

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    cracker65  2 months ago

    Golf widow

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Golf? GAAAAAH!

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    Chief Inspector   2 months ago

    I thought it was going to be an Andy Capp crossover

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    rebeccabyram22  2 months ago

    Why does he look scottish

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    preacherman Premium Member 2 months ago

    There’s a season for golf?

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    blairleroys Premium Member 2 months ago

    Every day is golf season unless there is a hurricane.

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    rockyridge1977  2 months ago

    Golf widow!!!!!

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 2 months ago

    Time-saver hint: If you didn’t hit the ball, you wouldn’t have to go look for it.

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  2 months ago

    Dad used to say he’d be down in his workshop, puttering. Putter, sand wedge and a dozen golf balls on an indoor-outdoor grass carpet with a cup sized hole cut out of it.

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    wirepunchr  2 months ago

    I figured it was a golf outfit or a 70’s p!mp.

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    Goat from PBS  2 months ago

    Is this a reference to the Masters gold tournament? How come no one references the Chess Candidates and Women’s Chess Candidates?

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    txq  2 months ago

    Let’s call the hole thing off.

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    xSigoff Premium Member 2 months ago

    Today is the Masters Final day. I’ll be glad when all the yahoos go home.

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    squireobrien  2 months ago

    Golf season! Blam!

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    raybarb44  2 months ago

    Aye Lassie…….

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    will.pittenger1  2 months ago

    Which pouch does he put the cheat stick, err magic wand, into?

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    I live in coastal California. Golf season ?

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    kathleenhicks62  2 months ago

    I don’t think he will ever be “ready.”

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    Drgnslr Premium Member 2 months ago

    Nice pants

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    dbrucepm  2 months ago

    driving by a golf course someone shanked one so bad it hit our car on the edge of the roof, a couple inches lower it would have went through the window and probably killed my brother

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    KEA  2 months ago

    hope he didn’t wear his cleats to bed

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    Zyxian  2 months ago

    Why does the second to last panel look like he is on grass?

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    eddi-TBH  2 months ago

    Looks like an ersatz Scotsman.

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    If it’s not Scottish, it’s CRAP!!

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    DKHenderson  2 months ago

    There’s a season for it? I’ve heard of people out there in the snow golfing with red golf balls.

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