Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 01, 2023

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 year ago

    Now do mine.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    And you’re beard helps how? I used to live in freezing temps, I never remember by chin cold

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    DaveG1960  about 1 year ago

    Hair raising?

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    Does it grow up and over his head when it rains?

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    yip yip yip   about 1 year ago

    Wow, climate controlled chin warmer (CCCW). Great!! Yip yip yip yip yip

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    Chris  about 1 year ago

    you married him.

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    jagedlo  12 months ago

    I see sunny and cold days, but what about rainy days? Did you train it to keep your head dry?

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    Goat from PBS  12 months ago

    Now that it is March, that seems like a useful skill.

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    Popcorn king  12 months ago

    Here in North West Indiana, that’ll grow and retract multiple times a day!

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    Forest Dweller 54  12 months ago

    If only !

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    Calvinist1966  12 months ago

    I suspect that Blanche’s reply is one that Susie will often make to Calvin if they get married as many fans believe. Calvin and Susie could be the Wizard and Blanche when they were children.

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    Geophyzz  12 months ago

    They shrink in the cold and expand in the heat, and we’re not wizards; but I’m not talking about beards.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    If another famous wizard could perform this feat, it would be the Merlin Hair Lift.

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    The Orange Mailman  12 months ago

    To the tune of Smooth by Santana

    Man it’s a hot one

    So his beard is short in the mid day sun

    But when it’s cold he grows it long

    But it looks so cool

    The Wiz is a killer

    And his beard is a thriller

    Changing from season to season

    With a life of its own, yeah

    And in the summer he looks like George Michael

    And in the winter he looks like Rip Van Winkle

    He would change his beard to better suit the weather’s mood

    His beard is so smooth

    And when he sails the warm ocean it’s so slick and bad

    And when winter’s in motion it’s a full heating pad

    He’s got the kind of beard that can be so smooth, yeah

    Waving that wand, keep it real, and don’t forget about it

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    kaycstamper  12 months ago

    But it works! My ex used to have a beard in the winter and shave in the summer. Kept him warm on the highway (worked for ODOT). It gets pretty cold out there!

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    Blanche is right, Wiz.

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    Zebrastripes  12 months ago

    A retractable beard! Cool!

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    Calvinist1966  12 months ago

    Today is Saint David’s Day. Saint David is a Celtic Saint who is Patron Saint of Wales. Tomorrow will be Saint Chad’s Day. Saint Chad is an Anglo-Saxon Saint. There is a saying among farmers about these two days at the beginning of March:-

    “Saint David and Saint Chad,

    Sow seed, good or bad."

    This means, of course, whether the weather is good or bad not whether the seed is good or bad.

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    KEA  12 months ago

    that would be really handy

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  12 months ago

    “…. and considering the starting point, THAT’S saying something.”

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    preacherman  12 months ago

    Too bad you can’t train your tunic to do the same.

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    LeeBrenneison  12 months ago

    I always let my beard grow in the winter.

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    bigcatbusiness  12 months ago

    So the wiz basically turned into an artic fox?

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member 12 months ago

    A comment my dear wife might reasonably make about me, since I’ve let my hair grow since the start of the current Plague Years…..

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    expatmark  12 months ago

    Wish mine would do that!

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