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Wide Open by Rich Powell for December 06, 2018

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    GROG Premium Member 6 months ago

    While the killer is still free to stalk mall Santas, these will become known as the Candy Cane murders.

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    Nyckname  6 months ago

    Revenge for soneone not getting that pony she asked for two years ago.

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    Three Steps Over Japan  6 months ago

    “And, he was only 2 weeks away from retirement.”

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    WmCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    It was the day after Christmas and he told the elves: back to work!

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 6 months ago

    and Santa’s helper was found not guilty because it was done in elf defense.

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    aerilim  6 months ago

    A thousand ways to die, the sweet deaths edition….

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    Gent  6 months ago

    Finally, someone killed Ed Crankshaft. I’ll bet it was Keesterman!

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    ChessPirate  6 months ago

    “We’re gonna have to trace his movements for the past 24 hours.”

    “Are you crazy?”

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    Jim G Premium Member 6 months ago

    It was a typical caning until something went horribly, horribly wrong.

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    whiteheron  6 months ago

    A little lower and he would be saying He, He!instead of Ho, ho, ho!

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    samsoltan_48323  6 months ago

    best one was a Grahm Wilson from Playboy chimney cleaner says “I think we found what was clogging up your chimney “,.. as he points to a dessicated corpse in a Santa suit

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    Coyoty Premium Member 6 months ago

    It was Mack Frost.

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    #Animals 4life   6 months ago

    why??!!!! santa why !!!!!!?

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    Three Steps Over Japan  6 months ago

    This is the same conclusion formed in the first Alien movie.

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    John Smith  6 months ago

    It was an inside job and then they dragged the body outside.

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