While the killer is still free to stalk mall Santas, these will become known as the Candy Cane murders.
Revenge for soneone not getting that pony she asked for two years ago.
“And, he was only 2 weeks away from retirement.”
It was the day after Christmas and he told the elves: back to work!
and Santa’s helper was found not guilty because it was done in elf defense.
A thousand ways to die, the sweet deaths edition….
Finally, someone killed Ed Crankshaft. I’ll bet it was Keesterman!
“We’re gonna have to trace his movements for the past 24 hours.”
“Are you crazy?”
It was a typical caning until something went horribly, horribly wrong.
A little lower and he would be saying He, He!instead of Ho, ho, ho!
best one was a Grahm Wilson from Playboy chimney cleaner says “I think we found what was clogging up your chimney “,.. as he points to a dessicated corpse in a Santa suit
It was Mack Frost.
why??!!!! santa why !!!!!!?
This is the same conclusion formed in the first Alien movie.
It was an inside job and then they dragged the body outside.