While the killer is still free to stalk mall Santas, these will become known as the Candy Cane murders.
Revenge for soneone not getting that pony she asked for two years ago.
“And, he was only 2 weeks away from retirement.”
It was the day after Christmas and he told the elves: back to work!
and Santa’s helper was found not guilty because it was done in elf defense.
A thousand ways to die, the sweet deaths edition….
Finally, someone killed Ed Crankshaft. I’ll bet it was Keesterman!
“We’re gonna have to trace his movements for the past 24 hours.”
“Are you crazy?”
It was a typical caning until something went horribly, horribly wrong.
A little lower and he would be saying He, He!instead of Ho, ho, ho!
best one was a Grahm Wilson from Playboy chimney cleaner says “I think we found what was clogging up your chimney “,.. as he points to a dessicated corpse in a Santa suit
It was Mack Frost.
why??!!!! santa why !!!!!!?
This is the same conclusion formed in the first Alien movie.
It was an inside job and then they dragged the body outside.
GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago
While the killer is still free to stalk mall Santas, these will become known as the Candy Cane murders.
Nyckname over 5 years ago
Revenge for soneone not getting that pony she asked for two years ago.
Ida No over 5 years ago
“And, he was only 2 weeks away from retirement.”
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
It was the day after Christmas and he told the elves: back to work!
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 5 years ago
and Santa’s helper was found not guilty because it was done in elf defense.
aerilim over 5 years ago
A thousand ways to die, the sweet deaths edition….
Gent over 5 years ago
Finally, someone killed Ed Crankshaft. I’ll bet it was Keesterman!
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
“We’re gonna have to trace his movements for the past 24 hours.”
“Are you crazy?”
Jim G Premium Member over 5 years ago
It was a typical caning until something went horribly, horribly wrong.
whiteheron over 5 years ago
A little lower and he would be saying He, He!instead of Ho, ho, ho!
samsoltan_48323 over 5 years ago
best one was a Grahm Wilson from Playboy chimney cleaner says “I think we found what was clogging up your chimney “,.. as he points to a dessicated corpse in a Santa suit
Coyoty Premium Member over 5 years ago
It was Mack Frost.
#Animals 4life over 5 years ago
why??!!!! santa why !!!!!!?
Ida No over 5 years ago
This is the same conclusion formed in the first Alien movie.
John Smith over 5 years ago
It was an inside job and then they dragged the body outside.