Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 17, 2012


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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    God-Man’s highest priority is set by the loudest noise from the politically religious.

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    V-Beast  over 8 years ago

    He might even have to gargle to get that salty taste out of his mouth.

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    Donaldo Premium Member over 8 years ago

    who created God-Man, and how?

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    TheWildSow  over 8 years ago

    ♫ Every sperm is sacred….♪

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    ed anger  over 8 years ago

    Blame can’t lie with imaginary people /obvious

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    snugharborman-catalog  over 8 years ago

    This is a GOOD one! God bless God-Man?

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    Grover Premium Member over 8 years ago


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    ickymungmung  over 8 years ago

    Every time God-Man masturbates an angel gets his freak on. Or her freak on. Oh yeah.

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    mdblanche  over 8 years ago

    Tragically, despite God-man’s best efforts, there was only one survivor.

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    arye uygur  over 8 years ago

    So, it’s more important to save smerma than to care for the resulting overpopulation.

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    aardvarkseyes  over 8 years ago

    You know, just because a sperm enters an egg doesn’t mean a baby will result. Often, the resulting zygote won’t attach itself to the uterine wall, and will get flushed out of the woman’s body. Since this is part of nature, one can only assume that GOD-MAN IS THE BIGGEST ABORTIONIST IN THE UNIVERSE. Take that, Rick Santorum.

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    prunellabooks  over 8 years ago

    Oh,for the days when the ‘comics’ were funny and well drawn and cartoonists weren’t constantly trying to shock us with their total lack of decency, honor or even good taste, let alone intelligence, humor or respect of his or her viewer. Whoever the untalented, inane, pathetic little toad-wannabe-but-keeps-trying, would be roasted and vilified by Walt Kelly or Charles Shultz. Let’s hope he was just having a bad day (as it couldn’t have taken more than 20 minutes to crank this piece of garbage out) and that he can afford to get away to a quiet place. Please. And take up making beads or something.

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    Goblinopolis  over 8 years ago

    Satire is my favorite.

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    pam Miner Premium Member about 8 years ago

    I don’t think that God-man even knows Santorum. If he’s heard of him he’s ignoring him. Santorum is So BAD that even he will sing the Monty Python song wrong.

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