(th)ink by Keith Knight for March 26, 2020

The USA is a big place. I’m sort of hoping that my little neighborhood stays cool calm and self-isolated.

It will, because our response was the #1 worst in the world.

More evidence this should be called “The Trump Virus”.

Half of all cases are in one place. New York City. HALF.

I say we start there. And start with their moronic twit of a mayor whose city council is starting to turn on him.

Don’t worry, the MAGA rednecks will shoot all those nasty “Asian” viruses and save us all!

“I take no responsibility for any of it.”

“I give myself a ten.” Just like Puerto Rico.

Before this started we got a warning from a doctor and china imprisoned that doctor, and trump is allocating trillions in funds, so we are doing something but it still maybe to late.

Il Douche’s response: “Says W.H.O?”

As of today, we’re there. More cases reported than China or Italy.

So much winning.

now the orange turd has ordered the assistance checks be delayed so programmers can add his name to the checks.

America, the greatest show on earth. Nice circus.

A small injection of Lysol will clear that right up.

We did it!! We’re Number 1!

Where is Dilbert? Why am I getting this very much unwanted comic????

Reopen America my rear end