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New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for October 26, 2017

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ta-DAAHHHH!!!

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    Sherlock Watson  over 1 year ago

    If you see one that looks like Will Ferrel, kill him first; the rest will run away.

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    cooganm Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Clockwork Frenchman as Belloq?

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    faith an’ begorra, should be leprechauns she’s espying

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    Durak Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Even worse, Discworld Elves!!!!!!

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    John Reiher Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Sallah: Indy, why does the floor move?

    Indiana: Give me your torch. [Indy takes the torch and drops it in and chorus of high pitched voices complaining about catching fire echo up]

    Indiana: Elves. Why’d it have to be elves?

    Sallah: Santa’s Elves… very dangerous. You go first.

    And…

    Sallah: [catches sugar plum and points to dead monkey] Bad plums.

    And…

    SS Officer: Schweinhund! Ver ist Santa!

    Elf: He can be just about anywhere.

    SS Officer: (slaps elf) Vere exactly ist that!

    Elf: (spits out a tooth) You are a naughty, naughty boy. You are definitely getting coal in your stocking this Christmas.

    SS Officer: (leans in to the elf) Talk or ve vill do things to you that you vill regret.

    Elf: (laughs) You think you’re the worst thing we’ve had to deal around here? I take it that you haven’t run into the Bumble yet have you? (looks at his tooth on the floor) And now it looks like I need to see Hermey after this. (sly look) He’s our dentist. Don’t mess with him unless you think you’re safe.

    SS Officer: An elf dentist, of course it’s safe.

    Elf: (evil look) Is it safe?

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