The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 09, 2021
Nurse Ludmilla: What is everyone looking upon? The General: We're looking for Evelyn's feral cat, Ludmilla. Ludmilla: Is strictly forbidden to have pets at Elderpark!! The General: I realize that in the former USSR you had to follow a lot of rules...ease up! A feral cat cannot technically be a pet! Ludmilla: Hmm...you are intelligent cracker, General! The General: I believe you mean "smart cookie". Thanks anyway.