The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 10, 2021
Dusty: This is a great idea - getting out of Elderpark for a dinner in town! Evelyn: The food's served family-style, so what would you like to share? Dusty: No shellfish. I break out in hives. Boone: I'm on a low-carb diet. No pasta. The Professor: My doctor says no red meat for me. Woman: I'm on a vegan diet right now. Waiter: Would you care to order now? Evelyn: The bread and water were delicious! The check, please.