The Barn by Ralph Hagen for February 23, 2021

I’d rather drink more beer.

“Dad, I’ll pick up the check for tonight’s meal.”

Yes it makes your a$$ look like the Goodrich Blimp.

“I promise to never lie to you, my constituents!”

I’ll take the soda….after I eat my salad….

A couple of check-ups ago, my doctor surprised me with “you don’t need to watch the fat content so much now, but you should try to lower the carb content”… I did not expect that!

I take a good steak. Mmmm

Slurrrrp, love it.

I about fell off the exam table when they told me to eat more salt. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??? :)

If you want to change your diet, try poutine in a bit more effort.

I never hear any sound advice coming from the blue lines or the center red line… I better check the ICE volume.

I want what Rory is having. Also, fries and gravy.