The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 26, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago

    Twiggy spoke!

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    jasonsnakelover  7 months ago

    And it caused him to grow an extra chin.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 7 months ago

    Says the woman that’s built like a ………. brick multi-story house!!!

    /SHMIRK/

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    suv2000  7 months ago

    As hers is between her ears

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Which is worse? Rancid or the lovely lady of my dreams?

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    GROG Premium Member 7 months ago

    It helps to have selective hearing.

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    This made me feel good. All this time I thought I had a beer belly.

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    HarryLime Premium Member 7 months ago

    What is her problem with Her son-in-law?

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    Chris  7 months ago

    must be some loose thick skin… have you perhaps added some extra clothes on. ;)

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    Jeff0811  7 months ago

    My sweaters tend to hang a little loose on me, but are gathered at the waist. I tell my wife it’s “sweater-fat”, not fat-fat. To prove it, I suck in my gut and say, “See? No difference, it’s gotta be the sweater.”

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    dbrucepm  7 months ago

    her barbs giving him thick skin probably helps him deal with Rancid

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    Just-me  7 months ago

    Brutus is a model of self restraint. He hasn’t lost his temper with the spiteful virago yet.

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    namleht  7 months ago

    I probably wouldn’t spit in her coffee..

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 7 months ago

    No, Not there, that area’s stretched pretty thin

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    rhpii  7 months ago

    Be careful Brutus, we are only about a month away from the height of her powers.

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    DawnQuinn1  7 months ago

    She is one to talk about a big stomach.

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    DenO Premium Member 7 months ago

    Ouch!

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member 7 months ago

    She tries to blister his hide every chance she gets. Her name should be Blisterine. Have a great day my friends.

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    flemmingo  7 months ago

    You old battle axe you’re fixing to get a fat lip to go with the rest of your fat butt.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 7 months ago

    She got him again!

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    CorkLock  7 months ago

    Cheer up Brutus. Good chance you will outlive her. What a day that will be. Free at last. Free at last.

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    preacherman  7 months ago

    Man, I wish I had his tummy. As I sit here typing this comment, I can hardly see the keyboard for my tummy. Though I probably have about 30 years on him, and 30 years ago I was much thinner and still reffing soccer, for me, his physique is but to dream of.

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    Talking with Mama Gargoyle is a waste of good air, but she IS predictable, much like the Black Plague was at its heights. And while silence is golden, avoidance is the only real solution with her…..

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    ChessPirate  7 months ago

    …Says the Dump Truck…

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    princesshickory Premium Member 7 months ago

    Yes, Mother Gargle, it matches the thick skin on your butt…

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    Apparently she’s had to develop thick skin too.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 7 months ago

    If he laughed at her comments, she would be very upset.

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    Buckeye67  7 months ago

    I thought for sure she was going to say thick headed, so her barb wasn’t quite as sharp as it could have been.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    Said the former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.

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    planostanton  7 months ago

    He could always say something about the witch’s hat that molds her hair.

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    User#123  7 months ago

    I’ve caught myself developing a thick skin too…

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    xaingo  7 months ago

    At least she said it was your stomach and not you head. Some improvement?

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    pamela welch Premium Member 7 months ago

    Not too bright of Mother Gargle throwing those stones while living in a glass house …

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    Gina Carson  7 months ago

    As opposed to Gargoyle’s belly?

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    Michael McKown Premium Member 7 months ago

    I watched “Giant” (1956, Rock Hudson, Elizabeth Taylor, James Dean) a couple days ago. Dean seemed to like to dish out a hard punch to the belly then a crazy uppercut to the lower jaw. Brutus ought to try that with her.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    ‘Cause she’s so svelte?

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